Robert Gould Shaw Video (MV)

Why does she think that I'm Robert Gould Shaw
I ate an Arby's sandwich and it turned out to be raw
I'm speeding as fast as 90, and they said I broke a law
I'm stuck in a cabin and I'm watching the movie Saw
My pastor molested me with a bowl of coleslaw
There's a dog on my lawn I gotta whip out a chainsaw
My teacher threw an accordion and called me Jigsaw
Fellas think I'm German nah I'm from Wichita (im not)
Saw a caveman and told it to thaw
Went to Arby's and the sandwich I gnaw(ed)
Went to the bank and I told them to withdraw
Fellas think I'm playing nah I'm eatin coleslaw
Dressed up at the function like Robert Gould Shaw
Playing Wii Sports and I want a redraw
Stole an IHOP fork now they call me an outlaw
Hid a PS5 in the bone of my jaw
Threw a baseball and it landed in Utah
Dueled Micheal Jackson and now he a seesaw
Fistfought Jeffrey Epstein and now he a green bean
Robert Gould Shaw has got nothing on me
He led the first black regiment during the Civil War
Why is she saying I'm built like an apple core
There was a june bug so I slammed it on the floor
Watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force and I saw a whore
Hopped on fortnite and I saw a door
I made out with a cheeseburger behind an Applebee's door
If you remove dan from Jordan then you get Jor
My favorite Lemon Demon song is Consumer Whore