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At an Olive Garden I had sex with a lobster
Why is she looking like an italian mobster
Saw a fella and he looked like a globster
Walking around with my homies monster
Can't continue the song without thanking our sponsor
On April 20th I am gonna do a concert
I'm gonna play my best songs and it's gonna be an honor
St. Louis Delmar Hall 6:00PM you ponder
As a matter of fact were gonna get Rob Cantor
No we are not I just totally friggin lied
I microwaved a chipmunk and it actually multiplied
Watched Markiplier and I started to cry
Walking down the street lookin like Marty McFly
Chanting all this stuff talking the end is nigh
Went to a Shoguns and I bought a french fry
Shredding some puppies while I'm watching Bill Nye
I'm feeling very jolly
I look like Buddy Holly
I want a cracker you can call me Polly
Playing Cuphead and I beat Forest Follie(s)
Saw a chipmunk during Christmas in a trolley
I'm not a weirdo so I don't like loli
Why do all these fellas think I'm Joe Hawley
It's December 25th and I decked all the hall(ies)
Hawaii Pt II and I listen to White Ball(ies)
I would keep going but I gotta stop the song
Gotta thank our sponsor and its name is Guangdong
You can dox your enemies and tell them that it's wrong
You can kill their parents and them show them who is strong
You can wreck their house like a british King Kong
Eat their kids corpse like your name is Donkey Kong
Show this to your grandma and then tell her to sing along
This is why we are heroes just like Neil Armstrong
I went to the bank and I saw Walter White
On my XBOX my brother plays Smite
I went to the zoo and it was pretty alright
I ordered McDonalds late into the night
I solve all the mysteries, call me Scooby Doo
I went to a haunted house and they all said boo
One plus one could possibly be two
I swallowed a huge tube of glue