Boss man dish on the court, trying basketball for sport
Squandrels dunking left and right, making history take flight
Chief Massasoit's got game, while the Pilgrims look quite tame
In their buckle referee shoes, trying not to blow their fuse
Time travel sports spectacular, why don't that history get muscular
We got Pilgrims playing fantasy ball, while natives run the protocol
Culture clash on center field, neither side about to yield
This Thanksgiving competitions, breaking all the old traditions
Play ball
Governor Bradford's looking lost, at the three point line he crossed
Native warriors dominate, while the Pilgrims hesitate
Baseball bats confusing all, as they'd rather play stickball
Someone brought a football round, now they're tackling to the ground
ESPN's gone back in time, making history sublime
As these games get intense, crossing cultural fence
Volleyball's a big surprise, when the Pilgrims realize
That their collar's getting tight, make it hard to spike it right
Soccer's causing quite the scene, as the field stays nice and green
With both sides calling time out, to figure what it's all about
When the games have all been played, and the scores have been displayed
We'll remember how this day made all sides learn how to play
Game over
Who's dreaming
What's that