I am a method comedian preparing for a role in a film
And for the way I've been treating them I hope my friends can forgive me
The way that I can't forgive me for how I treat them like shit
I am a method comedian discarded artist hard-up for work
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with what I did with my words
Guess when the truth of it hurts me I just sing with a smirk
I am a method comedian so despite the reputation I've built
I hope you still can believe me when I say that I've been praying for this
The petals pressed in your fist
The sacred wounds in my wrists
The shade you've painted your lips
I am a method comedian
I hope my friends can forgive me