I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (oh)
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob