They're out to get me
Oh they look so pretty
But they think they're so witty
And their nails are always so long
They could cut my tongue right off
And what I don't get is, they act like they know me
Is it really that much fun
Shooting words like a gun
Now is it so hard to see
That I want nothing to do with your planet
Are you too blind to see that I'm a self-degrading lowlife
That's kinda tragic
Hey! The aliens are out to get me
They're trying to rearrange me
Questioning my clothes
And trying to get me to fold
Making me look like I'm the fool
This is not the way to look cool
Untie me
Leave me be
They're still out to get me
I feel so lonely living in my own world
There's so much for me to learn
About you
And how you live your life
It's just so unfamiliar to mine
You've got an otherworldly concept of time
Taking up all the space in my mind
And their egos are so gigantic
Hey! The aliens are out to get me
They're trying to rearrange me
Questioning my clothes
And trying to get me to fold
Making me look like I'm the fool
This is not the way to look cool
Untie me
Leave me be
They're still out to get me
And in your world, it never rains
But in mine, it always pours
And I know you're all getting so bored
But let me say this once more
I am not your play toy
They're out to get me
They're out to get me
They're out to get me