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Loaded & Gorgeous - Jesus Closed My Sandwich Shop Lyrics



Loaded & Gorgeous - Jesus Closed My Sandwich Shop Lyrics
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Jesus
Closed my sandwich shop on Easter
And it was
Holy pain in my keister
I'm gonna build a sandwich shop in Jerusalem
Everyone's invited, But Jesus can't come
Neither can his dad
Because he made me mad
Closing sandwich shops is bad
Jesus
Closed my sandwich shop on Easter
And it was
Holy pain in my keister
I'm gonna build a sandwich shop in Jerusalem
Everyone's invited, But Jesus can't come
Neither can his dad
Because he made me mad
Closing sandwich shops is bad
I was kidding
Please no more lighting
I was kidding
This is f*cking frightening
Jesus
Closed the best head shop on Christmas
Now how the
F*ck am I supposed to hit this
I'm going to Jerusalem
I'm gonna plant some trees
Everyone's invited
They're gonna smoke for free
Except for the, One known as J.C.
He will never smoke with me
Jesus
Closed the best head shop on Christmas
Now how the
F*ck am I supposed to hit this
I'm going to Jerusalem
I'm gonna plant some trees
Everyone's invited
They're gonna smoke for free
Except for the, One known as J.C.
He will never smoke with me
I was kidding
Please no more lighting
I was kidding
This is f*cking frightening
Jesus
Heard that shit on said on Easter
He said
Who the f*ck you think you are mister
There is a shiny palace
It's way up in the clouds
Everyone's invited, but Conor's not allowed
Neither is Jimmy
Because he sang with me
We will burn for eternity
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Jesus
Closed my sandwich shop on Easter
And it was
Holy pain in my keister
I'm gonna build a sandwich shop in Jerusalem
Everyone's invited, But Jesus can't come
Neither can his dad
Because he made me mad
Closing sandwich shops is bad
Jesus
Closed my sandwich shop on Easter
And it was
Holy pain in my keister
I'm gonna build a sandwich shop in Jerusalem
Everyone's invited, But Jesus can't come
Neither can his dad
Because he made me mad
Closing sandwich shops is bad
I was kidding
Please no more lighting
I was kidding
This is f*cking frightening
Jesus
Closed the best head shop on Christmas
Now how the
F*ck am I supposed to hit this
I'm going to Jerusalem
I'm gonna plant some trees
Everyone's invited
They're gonna smoke for free
Except for the, One known as J.C.
He will never smoke with me
Jesus
Closed the best head shop on Christmas
Now how the
F*ck am I supposed to hit this
I'm going to Jerusalem
I'm gonna plant some trees
Everyone's invited
They're gonna smoke for free
Except for the, One known as J.C.
He will never smoke with me
I was kidding
Please no more lighting
I was kidding
This is f*cking frightening
Jesus
Heard that shit on said on Easter
He said
Who the f*ck you think you are mister
There is a shiny palace
It's way up in the clouds
Everyone's invited, but Conor's not allowed
Neither is Jimmy
Because he sang with me
We will burn for eternity
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Writer: Conor Sweeney
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid




Loaded & Gorgeous - Jesus Closed My Sandwich Shop Video
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Performed By: Loaded & Gorgeous
Language: English
Length: 3:34
Written by: Conor Sweeney

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