Are you not entertained?
I can smell their flesh from here
The Planet Death welcomes their souls
Remind me how the f*ck we found ourselves
Armed to the teeth in a giant Roman Coliseum of the stars
About to go toe-to-toe with these psychopaths?
Look man, we just gotta stay alive
And now, the supreme chancellor and ruler of Planet Death, the honorable Enron Solstice
My people
The time is upon us to wash the blood from the souls of these sinners
Are you ready?
We give these men to the gods above to show allegiance
Now, let the blood drain from their bodies and run through our innocent
Shit
How the hell are we supposed to kill these things?
They look like giant scaly lions
Oh shit, here
Take this TP3, aim for their hearts
There's a team to the North East
Kai, there's a sniper to your right
I know, I know, I know
Take 'em out ATM
I am sorry, captain
But the Anti-Software won't allow me to participate here, only biological
What good are you as a f*cking marine if you can't kill the enemy? Goddamn it!
Uh-uh, f*ck!
Kai's been shot! He's down!
Oh no, Kai's dead!
Three approaching to your right, captain
No! It can't be, I can't do this alone
I've never done this before
Captain, they are approaching
(What's the point?)
Thomas, you need to move now
(It's all over anyways)
You need to move now
Thomas, no!
Thomas, get up!
Thomas, get up!
Game over, you're dead
Game over, you're dead
Goddamn, why are you freezing like that?
'Cause this game is impossible
How could I have even slightly damaged their mage
When my space barbarian isn't even Level 43?
You just needed to use Juggernaut
Then shoot the f*ck out of those hoes with your GP3, on the full auto, man
Look, I tried to play this game and I don't know, man
These neural path games just don't do it for me
Now chess- that is a game I can play
Man, you just old
F*ck you, chess is amazing
Why even play shit like this?
Honestly?
Yeah
As an escape
Escape from what?
The day-to-day, I guess
It's the same reason I lose myself in film and music
It feels like home
You know what?
I might not get that game, but I get that