[ Featuring Ringo Starr, The Chamber Choir ]
I'm your wicked uncle ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As i fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now i'm doing what i want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
You won't shout as i fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.