[Andy Samberg:]
Watch out, watch out
It's Conner!
[Adam Levine & Andy Samberg:]
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
Cause you know I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
I'm a superstar, I kick down the door
Got the money and the girls
And I'm also so humble
I'm so humble
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
[Andy Samberg:]
Bar none, I am the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
The thing about me that's so impressive
Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I poo-poo it when girls say that I should model
My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
I'm the most courteous-bittable, hospitable
Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary
[Adam Levine:]
It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
You won't hear me admit it
Because I'm so timid and submissive
I treat fat people like they were thin
Talk simple for the dumbos
I'm so humble
[Andy Samberg:]
I'm not your normal definition of a rock star
I don't complain when my private jet is subpar
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius
[Adam Levine & Andy Samberg:]
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
Cause you know I'm so humble
I say that with no ego
I'm so humble
It's just good manners
They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
"Plus two," says you
Not me, cause I'm so humble
Mama raised me right
I'm so humble, I'm so humble
Watch out, watch out
The Lonely Island - Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Album Lyrics
The Lonely Island - Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Lyrics
- Im So Humble
- Hot New Single (Dialogue)
- Equal Rights
- Turn Up The Beef
- Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
- Mona Lisa
- Are Or Aren't? (Dialogue)
- Hunter The Hungry Is Gon Eat
- Should I Move?
- 2 Banditos
- Things In My Jeep
- Kill This Music (Dialogue)
- Ashley Wednesday
- F*ck Off
- Donkey Roll
- Trip To Spain (Dialogue)
- Ibitha
- Owens Song
- What Was That Beat? (Dialogue)
- Sick Glenda
- Incredible Thoughts
- Me Likey Dat
- Legalize It
- Im A Weirdo
- Karate Guy
- Rock Roll Skate
- Hey Ya Ho
- Maximus
Writer: CAN CANATAN, AL HOFFMAN, JOHN KLENNER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., MUSIC SALES CORPORATION
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., MUSIC SALES CORPORATION
Hot New Single (Dialogue)
What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Equal Rights
[The Lonely Island:]
Discrimination
It ain't right
I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights
I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like
It's not fair - I'm not gay - that the government has a say
In who can love who (not gay)
Or to which god you can pray (I'm n'gay)
It gets me so angry, on behalf of them, I feel passionate (not gay)
So I'll pray for them and I say for them, "We need to make a change" (not gay)
I see it clear as day
This area is not great, kiddies
We need equality and for all to see that this is the new way (not gay)
It just seems (not gay) wrong (not gay)
That no one seems to care (sports)
We can't continue to pretend
This (not gay) madness has to end (not gay)
[Pink & The Lonely Island:]
I was born this way (Straight)
You were born your way (Gay)
Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay (Sure)
It's time to make a change (Yes)
It's time to stop the hate (Uh)
Cause who you are is beautiful (Not gay)
[The Lonely Island:]
We can't live this way (n'gay)
We can't turn away (n'gay)
So I make this vow (titties)
The time for change is now (sports)
Lying in bed next to ten beautiful girls (all straight)
And while I made love to every one of them
I was thinking about the world (hot wings)
How is it that I can have so much straight sex while two dudes are oppressed (not gay)
For having sex (not gay)
Or putting on a wedding dress (I assume)
I don't really know that much about it (beef jerky tastes good)
Politics are important
And if girls wanna have sex with me cause I said this, so be it (n. gay)
I'm not a hero, I'm just speaking the truth
I'm not a hero. Don't call me a hero
(Beer, hoagie, sweat pants, not gay)
Yeah, Not a hero (titties, not gay)
[Pink & The Lonely Island:]
I'm not a hero
(I'm just a person)
So don't call me a hero
(Not some kind of world leader)
I just want equal rights (Yeah)
And to sleep at night (Yeah)
Next to a girl
[The Lonely Island:]
True love trumps all (predator)
(Flying kicks, not gay, big watch)
(Not gay, missionary) One Love
(Gym socks, nunchuck and not gay)
(Lighter fluid, HD, Ninja) World peace
(4-wheel drive) Gay marriage (love beef)
Free love (golf clubs)
Two guys (not gay)
Rainbow (muff dive)
Harvey Milk/Sean Penn (not gay)
(Drum solo, courtside seats) Same sex
(One-armed push ups) Lynyrd Skynyrd
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not, not, not, not, n-n-n-not gay
I'm not gay
[Pink & The Lonely Island:]
I was born this way (I'm straight)
You were born your way (You're gay)
Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay
(And now it's time for sexual freedom for all)
It's time to make a change (Sexual freedom for all)
It's time to stop the hate (Sexual freedom for all)
Cause who you are is beautiful (Sexual freedom for all)
(Not gay)
Discrimination
It ain't right
I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights
I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like
It's not fair - I'm not gay - that the government has a say
In who can love who (not gay)
Or to which god you can pray (I'm n'gay)
It gets me so angry, on behalf of them, I feel passionate (not gay)
So I'll pray for them and I say for them, "We need to make a change" (not gay)
I see it clear as day
This area is not great, kiddies
We need equality and for all to see that this is the new way (not gay)
It just seems (not gay) wrong (not gay)
That no one seems to care (sports)
We can't continue to pretend
This (not gay) madness has to end (not gay)
[Pink & The Lonely Island:]
I was born this way (Straight)
You were born your way (Gay)
Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay (Sure)
It's time to make a change (Yes)
It's time to stop the hate (Uh)
Cause who you are is beautiful (Not gay)
[The Lonely Island:]
We can't live this way (n'gay)
We can't turn away (n'gay)
So I make this vow (titties)
The time for change is now (sports)
Lying in bed next to ten beautiful girls (all straight)
And while I made love to every one of them
I was thinking about the world (hot wings)
How is it that I can have so much straight sex while two dudes are oppressed (not gay)
For having sex (not gay)
Or putting on a wedding dress (I assume)
I don't really know that much about it (beef jerky tastes good)
Politics are important
And if girls wanna have sex with me cause I said this, so be it (n. gay)
I'm not a hero, I'm just speaking the truth
I'm not a hero. Don't call me a hero
(Beer, hoagie, sweat pants, not gay)
Yeah, Not a hero (titties, not gay)
[Pink & The Lonely Island:]
I'm not a hero
(I'm just a person)
So don't call me a hero
(Not some kind of world leader)
I just want equal rights (Yeah)
And to sleep at night (Yeah)
Next to a girl
[The Lonely Island:]
True love trumps all (predator)
(Flying kicks, not gay, big watch)
(Not gay, missionary) One Love
(Gym socks, nunchuck and not gay)
(Lighter fluid, HD, Ninja) World peace
(4-wheel drive) Gay marriage (love beef)
Free love (golf clubs)
Two guys (not gay)
Rainbow (muff dive)
Harvey Milk/Sean Penn (not gay)
(Drum solo, courtside seats) Same sex
(One-armed push ups) Lynyrd Skynyrd
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not, not, not, not, n-n-n-not gay
I'm not gay
[Pink & The Lonely Island:]
I was born this way (I'm straight)
You were born your way (You're gay)
Gay or straight, straight or gay, it's all okay
(And now it's time for sexual freedom for all)
It's time to make a change (Sexual freedom for all)
It's time to stop the hate (Sexual freedom for all)
Cause who you are is beautiful (Sexual freedom for all)
(Not gay)
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, RAPHAEL JUDRIN, PIERRE-ANTOINE MELKI, YOAN CHIRESCU
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Turn Up The Beef
[Emma Stone:]
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Just a little bit spicy
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
That boy a little bit spicy
El burro es grande
El burro es grande
El burro es grande
That's a really big donkey
Turn up the beef
Throw your body on the flame
Let your meat release
Juices dripping down like rain
Turn up the beef, turn up the beef
[Andy Samberg:]
It's Conner, bitch
Say word to the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert
Doink-de-doink, sorry dad
Inky nuts, squirrel jam, HATS!
Balancing my checkbook
Zerbert in the sherbet, twerk
100 hundred gift baskets
You're now rocking with the Tesla boys
Baby Benjamin Franklin, watch me veg
DJ Tanner, swanky pumps, moped music
Costco samples like a motherf*cker
Uh, crank up the mids, Patrick Stewart money
You know who it is, Conner4Real
[Emma Stone:]
Turn up the beef
Throw your body on the flame
Let your meat release
Juices dripping down like rain
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Just a little bit spicy
Turn up the beef
Subir la carne
Subir la carne
Subir la carne
Turn up the beef
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Just a little bit spicy
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
That boy a little bit spicy
El burro es grande
El burro es grande
El burro es grande
That's a really big donkey
Turn up the beef
Throw your body on the flame
Let your meat release
Juices dripping down like rain
Turn up the beef, turn up the beef
[Andy Samberg:]
It's Conner, bitch
Say word to the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert
Doink-de-doink, sorry dad
Inky nuts, squirrel jam, HATS!
Balancing my checkbook
Zerbert in the sherbet, twerk
100 hundred gift baskets
You're now rocking with the Tesla boys
Baby Benjamin Franklin, watch me veg
DJ Tanner, swanky pumps, moped music
Costco samples like a motherf*cker
Uh, crank up the mids, Patrick Stewart money
You know who it is, Conner4Real
[Emma Stone:]
Turn up the beef
Throw your body on the flame
Let your meat release
Juices dripping down like rain
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Un poco picante
Just a little bit spicy
Turn up the beef
Subir la carne
Subir la carne
Subir la carne
Turn up the beef
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, MICHAEL WOODS, KEVIN WHITE, B OSIPENKO
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Want to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "F*ck me like we f*cked Bin Laden" (ooh, whoa)
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder than the military
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a Stegosaur
That said, again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I f*ck her like we
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my GoPro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low, then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said, "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yell, "Geronimo," then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
I said, "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you f*cked her like we"
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to f*ck her like we f*cked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack
That f*cked Osama Bin Laden
Want to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "F*ck me like we f*cked Bin Laden" (ooh, whoa)
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder than the military
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a Stegosaur
That said, again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I f*ck her like we
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
She wanted to f*ck me harder than the US government
F*cked Bin Laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my GoPro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low, then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said, "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yell, "Geronimo," then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
I said, "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you f*cked her like we"
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
F*cked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to f*ck her like we f*cked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack
That f*cked Osama Bin Laden
Writer: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, Michael Clinton Woods II, Nash Overstreet, Kevin Clark White
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Mona Lisa
What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
What the f*ck is this garbage?
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
But even that wasn't as bad as
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the f*ck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
I'm an American man, this is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in France
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
You're so mangy, Mona
Hair part wider than a country road
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
What the f*ck is this garbage?
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
But even that wasn't as bad as
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the f*ck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
I'm an American man, this is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in France
Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
You're so mangy, Mona
Hair part wider than a country road
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
Writer: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, BRANDON KENNETH BELL, JORMA TACCONE, KHARI CAIN
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Are Or Aren't? (Dialogue)
What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Hunter The Hungry Is Gon Eat
Yeah
It's Hunter
Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
Hunter eating beefcakes in the back a Ford Taurus
F*ck a chorus, f*ck my moms, f*ck your dad, f*ck this song
Seriously though, f*ck this song, I can't stand it man, f*ck this song, yo
Campbell's soup, Campbell's soup
And I ride with ya girl, Lake Havasu
And I hula hoop, it's nothing else, butt naked, that's nothing else
I'm young and half dead already
You're old time for Betty bye bye
Say "Hi guy" in a drive-by cause I'm polite
Whole crew full of losers that are all richer than you, sir
And you suck and you suck
How did it get now, you sucked
Oh shit, the king is retarded
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm f*ckin' hungry)
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (F*ck it)
Hey yo, I f*cked your girl with her baby inside
And then baby had a baby with rabies and didn't survive
Think that's disgusting? Peep this booger I picked
And if you think that's sick, check this wart on my dick
Hey yo, I'm kidding, girl (Or am I?)
Of course I am (That's a lie)
I got a lot of dichotomy and I think I need a lobotomy
Snort more keys than a boss
Steal more ball than a game that's [?]
Blah blah, rap rap rap rap rap
You get it, you get it, everybody gets it
I rap good (Who cares?)
Shaved my balls (Kept the hair)
Knit that shit into a sweater (Motherf*cker's itchy as shit)
F*ck around and kill you, my safe deposit got a mil, dude
Yo girl's with me and she's new which I ignore cause I'm rude
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm f*ckin' hungry)
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat
It's Hunter
Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus
Hunter eating beefcakes in the back a Ford Taurus
F*ck a chorus, f*ck my moms, f*ck your dad, f*ck this song
Seriously though, f*ck this song, I can't stand it man, f*ck this song, yo
Campbell's soup, Campbell's soup
And I ride with ya girl, Lake Havasu
And I hula hoop, it's nothing else, butt naked, that's nothing else
I'm young and half dead already
You're old time for Betty bye bye
Say "Hi guy" in a drive-by cause I'm polite
Whole crew full of losers that are all richer than you, sir
And you suck and you suck
How did it get now, you sucked
Oh shit, the king is retarded
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm f*ckin' hungry)
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (F*ck it)
Hey yo, I f*cked your girl with her baby inside
And then baby had a baby with rabies and didn't survive
Think that's disgusting? Peep this booger I picked
And if you think that's sick, check this wart on my dick
Hey yo, I'm kidding, girl (Or am I?)
Of course I am (That's a lie)
I got a lot of dichotomy and I think I need a lobotomy
Snort more keys than a boss
Steal more ball than a game that's [?]
Blah blah, rap rap rap rap rap
You get it, you get it, everybody gets it
I rap good (Who cares?)
Shaved my balls (Kept the hair)
Knit that shit into a sweater (Motherf*cker's itchy as shit)
F*ck around and kill you, my safe deposit got a mil, dude
Yo girl's with me and she's new which I ignore cause I'm rude
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm f*ckin' hungry)
One round, head down, eyes up, nose down
Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Should I Move?
[Andy Samberg:]
Decisions
This was the hardest day of my life
Should I stay or should I go?
Help me, Lord, to decide
Three blocks from home when she caught my eye
I shouldn't even be looking but she just had to be mine
Ten bedrooms, ten baths, 7,000 square feet
I was week in the knees, she was the house of my dreams
I had just moved in to the place down the block
And now I'm thinking 'bout moving? Imagine my shock
I talked to my real estate guy, Peter
He was like, "Your house is beautiful, yo, how could you leave her?
6,000 square feet, a dolphin-themed pool
If I'm being honest, Connor, yo, I think you're a fool
But it's cool, you can definitely afford both places"
Tell me what to do, God, my heart's torn in pieces
So many options and all in my price range
This decision is torture, my head's playing mind games
[Akon (Andy Samberg):]
Should I move? (Should I move y'all?)
Tell me should I buy this new place? (Tell me should I buy it?)
Should I move y'all? (With my money)
It'd be nice to have some more space (More space)
[Andy Samberg:]
So I turned to my friends playing out by the pool
As I sipped on my drink, I screamed what should I do?
They just shrugged and I could tell that I was on my own
With this decision, no vision, which house to call my home
I had to get away so I flew to Majorca
Dove in the ocean, went swimming with dorphins
I drank too many piña coladas and fell asleep
Had a dream about both houses and began to weep
[Akon:]
Tell me houses can one man own?
I'll be paying in cash, got no need for a loan (But still)
[Akon (Andy Samberg):]
Should I move? (Should I move?)
Tell me should I buy this new place? (I don't know what to do)
Should I move y'all? (I think I should just buy it)
It'd be nice to have some more space (I think I'm gon' buy it)
[Andy Samberg & Akon:]
So much pain, so many struggles
But I made it through
I bought the house, it's beautiful
And I kept the old one for my dogs
Sometimes it just works out (Shit works out)
Peace
Oh, and now I own two houses, oh
Decisions
This was the hardest day of my life
Should I stay or should I go?
Help me, Lord, to decide
Three blocks from home when she caught my eye
I shouldn't even be looking but she just had to be mine
Ten bedrooms, ten baths, 7,000 square feet
I was week in the knees, she was the house of my dreams
I had just moved in to the place down the block
And now I'm thinking 'bout moving? Imagine my shock
I talked to my real estate guy, Peter
He was like, "Your house is beautiful, yo, how could you leave her?
6,000 square feet, a dolphin-themed pool
If I'm being honest, Connor, yo, I think you're a fool
But it's cool, you can definitely afford both places"
Tell me what to do, God, my heart's torn in pieces
So many options and all in my price range
This decision is torture, my head's playing mind games
[Akon (Andy Samberg):]
Should I move? (Should I move y'all?)
Tell me should I buy this new place? (Tell me should I buy it?)
Should I move y'all? (With my money)
It'd be nice to have some more space (More space)
[Andy Samberg:]
So I turned to my friends playing out by the pool
As I sipped on my drink, I screamed what should I do?
They just shrugged and I could tell that I was on my own
With this decision, no vision, which house to call my home
I had to get away so I flew to Majorca
Dove in the ocean, went swimming with dorphins
I drank too many piña coladas and fell asleep
Had a dream about both houses and began to weep
[Akon:]
Tell me houses can one man own?
I'll be paying in cash, got no need for a loan (But still)
[Akon (Andy Samberg):]
Should I move? (Should I move?)
Tell me should I buy this new place? (I don't know what to do)
Should I move y'all? (I think I should just buy it)
It'd be nice to have some more space (I think I'm gon' buy it)
[Andy Samberg & Akon:]
So much pain, so many struggles
But I made it through
I bought the house, it's beautiful
And I kept the old one for my dogs
Sometimes it just works out (Shit works out)
Peace
Oh, and now I own two houses, oh
Writer: AKIVA SCHAFFER, NATHANIEL MOTTE, JORMA TACCONE, ANDY SAMBERG
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
2 Banditos
Ooh, 2 banditos
Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to autopedos, [?]
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal?
I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil
Yeah I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birth right
Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns right
I f*cked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow"
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Do a little dance and I drink a little water
Man, how'd I get the money? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Why they kissing on my couch? (Don't worry 'bout it)
How they get so cool? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
What the f*ck is that? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Does this make me look fat? (Don't worry 'bout it)
I just ate a f*cking rat (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Dumb... dumb dumb... dumb... dumb dumb... stupid!
My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in
Swimming in her prison, man my interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, f*ck it
Banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're f*cking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)
Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens
Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens
Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens
Shut the f*ck up!
Thank you
We just robbed the place (Don't worry 'bout it)
They just licked my face (Don't worry 'bout it)
Took a shit in your food (Don't worry 'bout it...rude!)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it)
Is that cocaine? (Don't worry 'bout it)
What is life? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Wow wow wow wow mother f*cker (wow)
Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to autopedos, [?]
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal?
I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil
Yeah I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birth right
Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns right
I f*cked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow"
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Do a little dance and I drink a little water
Man, how'd I get the money? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Why they kissing on my couch? (Don't worry 'bout it)
How they get so cool? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
What the f*ck is that? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Does this make me look fat? (Don't worry 'bout it)
I just ate a f*cking rat (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Dumb... dumb dumb... dumb... dumb dumb... stupid!
My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in
Swimming in her prison, man my interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, f*ck it
Banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're f*cking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)
Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens
Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens
Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens
Shut the f*ck up!
Thank you
We just robbed the place (Don't worry 'bout it)
They just licked my face (Don't worry 'bout it)
Took a shit in your food (Don't worry 'bout it...rude!)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it)
Is that cocaine? (Don't worry 'bout it)
What is life? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Wow wow wow wow mother f*cker (wow)
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, JUSTIN FRANKS, TAMIR MUSKAT, ORI KAPLAN, TOMER YOSEF
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Things In My Jeep
[The Lonely Island:]
KidBrain
Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers
Dress shoes, a Sharpie and 3 quarters
A football, hacky sack, frisbee in the back and a baseball cap
Two folding chairs, adirondack
And a mini cooler filled with healthy snacks
Beach towels, sunblock, a surfboard and a sleeping bag
Bottled water, cashew nuts, extra socks, an American flag
Old boots, paper towels, Shopgirl: A Novella
Deodorant, house keys, sweatshirt, an umbrella
A golf club, basketball, bug spray
A laundry heap, a pocket knife, a battery
These are the things in my Jeep
These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep [x4]
Hairspray, a toy car, deck of cards, and some handy wipes
A bag of trash, a shoe lace, a rubiks cube, and a flashlight
A bandanna with my name on it
A mix tape, push play on it
A toothbrush and toothpaste
A tic tac in a briefcase
A dream catcher, a road map
Registration and insurance
A toy car, a rubber band and a tape of the Jimmy Hendrix Experience
A cup holder, a steering wheel, a soda can in the back seat, a phone charger, an old wallet
These are the things in my Jeep
Hi, come inside, look around my Jeep
You will find such marvelous things
A broken stapler, some crumpled paper
Prepare for adventure, inside my Jeep
These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep [x2]
These are the things, all of the things
These are the things that I keep in my Jeep
These are the things, all of the things
These are the things that I keep in my Jeep
KidBrain
Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers
Dress shoes, a Sharpie and 3 quarters
A football, hacky sack, frisbee in the back and a baseball cap
Two folding chairs, adirondack
And a mini cooler filled with healthy snacks
Beach towels, sunblock, a surfboard and a sleeping bag
Bottled water, cashew nuts, extra socks, an American flag
Old boots, paper towels, Shopgirl: A Novella
Deodorant, house keys, sweatshirt, an umbrella
A golf club, basketball, bug spray
A laundry heap, a pocket knife, a battery
These are the things in my Jeep
These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep [x4]
Hairspray, a toy car, deck of cards, and some handy wipes
A bag of trash, a shoe lace, a rubiks cube, and a flashlight
A bandanna with my name on it
A mix tape, push play on it
A toothbrush and toothpaste
A tic tac in a briefcase
A dream catcher, a road map
Registration and insurance
A toy car, a rubber band and a tape of the Jimmy Hendrix Experience
A cup holder, a steering wheel, a soda can in the back seat, a phone charger, an old wallet
These are the things in my Jeep
Hi, come inside, look around my Jeep
You will find such marvelous things
A broken stapler, some crumpled paper
Prepare for adventure, inside my Jeep
These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep [x2]
These are the things, all of the things
These are the things that I keep in my Jeep
These are the things, all of the things
These are the things that I keep in my Jeep
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, DEREK ALLEN, MAESTRO HARRELL
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Kill This Music (Dialogue)
What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Ashley Wednesday
I landed in London
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
Took a cab to her room
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
Pushed my back to the front of the door
And you wouldn't believe what I saw
Ashley Wednesday
A spectacularly beautiful chick
With impeccable style and spectacular eyes
When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket
Ashley Wednesday
Oh you hit me like a tonne of bricks
With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth
I want our hearts to be joined at the hip so to speak
I gotta know
What is your stance on marriage?
Girl I really gotta know
Cause we never talk about it
But now I am proposing
Get this girl some diamonds
Please freaking say yes girl
I'm an American man
This is my native land
But for you I'd summer in England
But I will not go to France
On that I take a stand
But I hope you'll take my hand
Both in life and marriage
Step into my carriage
We'll park inside my garage
And live inside my house
As husband and wife
At a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
Took a cab to her room
I know she's exquisite
So I had to visit
Pushed my back to the front of the door
And you wouldn't believe what I saw
Ashley Wednesday
A spectacularly beautiful chick
With impeccable style and spectacular eyes
When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket
Ashley Wednesday
Oh you hit me like a tonne of bricks
With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth
I want our hearts to be joined at the hip so to speak
I gotta know
What is your stance on marriage?
Girl I really gotta know
Cause we never talk about it
But now I am proposing
Get this girl some diamonds
Please freaking say yes girl
I'm an American man
This is my native land
But for you I'd summer in England
But I will not go to France
On that I take a stand
But I hope you'll take my hand
Both in life and marriage
Step into my carriage
We'll park inside my garage
And live inside my house
As husband and wife
Writer: BRANDON KENNETH BELL, KHARI CAIN, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
F*ck Off
Hey Yo!
This one is dedicated to all the little kids out there
Who's parents are always riding them
Telling them to 'do your homework'
Never letting you eat desert
Making you go to bed before you're ready
Well listen
The next time they are acting bogus
I want you to try this out
Stand up on your tippy toes
Look them dead in the eye
And say "Mom, Dad, you can both...
F*ck off, I don't want your life
I don't owe you shit
And I hate your rules
F*ck off, so get out of my room
You can suck my dick
Motherf*cking shit-head bitch
You can F*ck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt f*cked in prison"
And that's what you should say
But what about at school
How many kids out there have a teacher
That's always ridding them?
Saying "don't eat paste, don't talk during nap time"
Well the next time your teacher is being a grumpasaurus
Stand tall, look them dead in the eye
And say "teacher, could you help me out and just...
F*ck off, you can't teach me shit
And if I was you, I'd slit my wrist
F*ck off, cause I might be young
But I'll dig your grave, 'til the job is done
You can f*ck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt f*cked in prison"
Because we are the kids in the USA
We think for ourselves, so get the f*ck out our way
And all you adults can choke on shit
We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick
F*ck off, you think I'm a punk
Your face looks like an elephant's c*nt
F*ck off, cause you're not my dad
So shut the f*ck up and wipe my ass
So f*ck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt f*cked in prison
Be good to each other peace
This one is dedicated to all the little kids out there
Who's parents are always riding them
Telling them to 'do your homework'
Never letting you eat desert
Making you go to bed before you're ready
Well listen
The next time they are acting bogus
I want you to try this out
Stand up on your tippy toes
Look them dead in the eye
And say "Mom, Dad, you can both...
F*ck off, I don't want your life
I don't owe you shit
And I hate your rules
F*ck off, so get out of my room
You can suck my dick
Motherf*cking shit-head bitch
You can F*ck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt f*cked in prison"
And that's what you should say
But what about at school
How many kids out there have a teacher
That's always ridding them?
Saying "don't eat paste, don't talk during nap time"
Well the next time your teacher is being a grumpasaurus
Stand tall, look them dead in the eye
And say "teacher, could you help me out and just...
F*ck off, you can't teach me shit
And if I was you, I'd slit my wrist
F*ck off, cause I might be young
But I'll dig your grave, 'til the job is done
You can f*ck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt f*cked in prison"
Because we are the kids in the USA
We think for ourselves, so get the f*ck out our way
And all you adults can choke on shit
We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick
F*ck off, you think I'm a punk
Your face looks like an elephant's c*nt
F*ck off, cause you're not my dad
So shut the f*ck up and wipe my ass
So f*ck oh-oh oh-oh
I'm gonna live forever
Oh-oh oh-oh
I hope you get butt f*cked in prison
Be good to each other peace
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Donkey Roll
The donkey roll was the shit, that's the reason why I dance
We are the Style Boyz, we came to party
So get on the floor and move your body
Lock into the beat and lose control
Don't be a Milf and just (let me see that donkey roll)
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Flap your arms like a bird flying around
Then point your fingers at the cold, dead ground
Make like a dude on an Egyptian scroll
Don't be a Milf and just (let me see that donkey roll)
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Donkey roll, donkey roll
We are the Style Boyz, we came to party
So get on the floor and move your body
Lock into the beat and lose control
Don't be a Milf and just (let me see that donkey roll)
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Flap your arms like a bird flying around
Then point your fingers at the cold, dead ground
Make like a dude on an Egyptian scroll
Don't be a Milf and just (let me see that donkey roll)
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Donkey roll
Let me see that donkey roll
Donkey roll, donkey roll
Writer: CAN CANATAN, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
Trip To Spain (Dialogue)
What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Ibitha
Dedicated to the people of Espanol
There's a party tonight in Ibitha
We're gonna dance and eat pizza
Zesty, spicy, tasty, and lifely
Super sexy, not sexy slightly
Everyone is showing skin
DJ, let the record spin
In Ibitha-tha-tha-tha
Every day the fiesta-sta-sta-sta
Speakers boom on the dance floor-floor-floor
Everyone is a star-star-star
Our tummies are full of Paella
Here's a recipe of the Paella
Steamy broth sweet peas and lobsters
Tonight we eat like the conquistadors
There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got their gap in their teeth
But they don't
In Ibitha-tha-tha-tha
Every day the fiesta-sta-sta-sta
Speakers boom on the dance floor-floor-floor
Everyone is a star-star-star
(There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got their gap in their teeth
There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got their gap in their teeth
But they don't)
There's a party tonight in Ibitha
We're gonna dance and eat pizza
Zesty, spicy, tasty, and lifely
Super sexy, not sexy slightly
Everyone is showing skin
DJ, let the record spin
In Ibitha-tha-tha-tha
Every day the fiesta-sta-sta-sta
Speakers boom on the dance floor-floor-floor
Everyone is a star-star-star
Our tummies are full of Paella
Here's a recipe of the Paella
Steamy broth sweet peas and lobsters
Tonight we eat like the conquistadors
There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got their gap in their teeth
But they don't
In Ibitha-tha-tha-tha
Every day the fiesta-sta-sta-sta
Speakers boom on the dance floor-floor-floor
Everyone is a star-star-star
(There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got their gap in their teeth
There's a place far away making lots of noise
Where the boys are girls and the girls are boys
The vibes are full of love and peace
And people sound like they got their gap in their teeth
But they don't)
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, DALLAS JAMES KOEHLKE, RICK TYRONE WITHERSPOON
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, GREG KURSTIN
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
What Was That Beat? (Dialogue)
What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and it addresses some social issues that I think are being ignored.
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
So keep your eyes peeled for that, we're gonna be surprise releasing it next Thursday at noon, uh, and that's it!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Sick Glenda
Glenda I love you, you are my number one pick
But every time I call you, you say that you're sick
Glenda, are you dying or just avoiding me?
Either way's a bummer but I hope you're dying
Glenda, I'm sending the doctor to you
And if he finds you well, my heart will break in two
Sick Glenda, are you a coward or do you have the flu?
Sick Glenda, sick Glenda, get better or f*ck you
But every time I call you, you say that you're sick
Glenda, are you dying or just avoiding me?
Either way's a bummer but I hope you're dying
Glenda, I'm sending the doctor to you
And if he finds you well, my heart will break in two
Sick Glenda, are you a coward or do you have the flu?
Sick Glenda, sick Glenda, get better or f*ck you
Writer: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDY SAMBERG, JORMA TACCONE, MIKE BAXTER, SCOTT ROBERT JUNG
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Incredible Thoughts
[Michael Bolton:]
Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
I'm so overwhelmed
How did my brain conceive them?
[The Lonely Island:]
A snow white dove in the pitch black night
A rain drop falls from tremendous heights
A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland
A child bites an apple, but the core is rotten
TV is free, but what is the cost?
We have GPS and yet, we're still lost
A carrot in the desert, a camel in the garden
A man with giant ears begging your pardon
What if a garbage man was actually smart?
A common misconception that we're tearing apart
And to a dog, dog food is just food
And to a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe
A milk dud, sitting in the acid rain
A house cat addicted to the cocaine
No teeth, unlimited floss
These are just a few of our incredible thoughts
[Michael Bolton:]
Incredible thoughts, incredible minds
Too many great ideas inside
It's a miracle my head can contain them
My spectacular brain
For all human kind
Changing how we think about space and time
Now it's time to share them with the people
[The Lonely Island & Michael Bolton & Mr. Fish:]
A ballerina waits for the bus
A number one dad trophy covered in rust
An nun dunked in basketball living the impossible
A man breaks his leg inside a hospital
We just thought of that and it can change the world
World like a smart oyster full of pearls
Such as has an ultrasound of a new baby
With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah that's my kind of Christmas card
What if a butterfly was made out of butter?
These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother
The world's cutest kittens just hugging a dog
Just one of our incredible thoughts
What if one thought could cure the people
What if one song could end all evil
Imagine if a fish could play guitar
And also sing, it would sound bizarre like
My name is Mr. Fish
These guys thoughts have granted my wish
And that may have just changed the course of time
I swear my mind blows my mind, incredible
[Michael Bolton:]
Incredible thoughts, incredible minds
Too many great ideas inside
It's a miracle my head can contain them
My spectacular brain
For all human kind
Changing how we think about space and time
Now it's time to share them with the people, my brain is a genius
Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
I'm so overwhelmed
How did my brain conceive them?
Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
I'm so overwhelmed
How did my brain conceive them?
[The Lonely Island:]
A snow white dove in the pitch black night
A rain drop falls from tremendous heights
A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland
A child bites an apple, but the core is rotten
TV is free, but what is the cost?
We have GPS and yet, we're still lost
A carrot in the desert, a camel in the garden
A man with giant ears begging your pardon
What if a garbage man was actually smart?
A common misconception that we're tearing apart
And to a dog, dog food is just food
And to a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe
A milk dud, sitting in the acid rain
A house cat addicted to the cocaine
No teeth, unlimited floss
These are just a few of our incredible thoughts
[Michael Bolton:]
Incredible thoughts, incredible minds
Too many great ideas inside
It's a miracle my head can contain them
My spectacular brain
For all human kind
Changing how we think about space and time
Now it's time to share them with the people
[The Lonely Island & Michael Bolton & Mr. Fish:]
A ballerina waits for the bus
A number one dad trophy covered in rust
An nun dunked in basketball living the impossible
A man breaks his leg inside a hospital
We just thought of that and it can change the world
World like a smart oyster full of pearls
Such as has an ultrasound of a new baby
With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah that's my kind of Christmas card
What if a butterfly was made out of butter?
These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother
The world's cutest kittens just hugging a dog
Just one of our incredible thoughts
What if one thought could cure the people
What if one song could end all evil
Imagine if a fish could play guitar
And also sing, it would sound bizarre like
My name is Mr. Fish
These guys thoughts have granted my wish
And that may have just changed the course of time
I swear my mind blows my mind, incredible
[Michael Bolton:]
Incredible thoughts, incredible minds
Too many great ideas inside
It's a miracle my head can contain them
My spectacular brain
For all human kind
Changing how we think about space and time
Now it's time to share them with the people, my brain is a genius
Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
I'm so overwhelmed
How did my brain conceive them?
Writer: ANDREW D. SAMBERG, JEREMY DUSSOLLIET, TIMOTHY PAUL SOMMERS, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Me Likey Dat
When the girls blow us kisses (Me likey dat)
And when your momma does our dishes (Me likey dat)
When the genie grants wishes about girls blowing kisses and your momma doin' dishes (Me likey dat)
Well we step up in the party, no shoes or socks
No pants on the bottom, no shirts on the top (Nude)
Butt naked at the buffet bar
Eating up your chicken fingers and the crudités
Yo Kid Conner, yeah yeah what up Kid Contact
Why don't you grab Kid Brain and meet me in the back?
How's it going motherf*ckers, wanna smoke this sack?
We collectively replied "Me likey dat"
When I hit a home run (Me likey dat)
I got a burger and a bun (Me likey dat)
When Attila the Hun drinks a gallon of rum
In his tummy-tum-tum (Me likey dat)
We likey that, I got a hyphy hat
You a flighty bat
You a, you a dirty rat
You slightly wack
We nicely rap
Everybody knows Style Boyz pants tightly packed
Me likey dat
Me likey dat
Me likey dat
Me likey dat
And when your momma does our dishes (Me likey dat)
When the genie grants wishes about girls blowing kisses and your momma doin' dishes (Me likey dat)
Well we step up in the party, no shoes or socks
No pants on the bottom, no shirts on the top (Nude)
Butt naked at the buffet bar
Eating up your chicken fingers and the crudités
Yo Kid Conner, yeah yeah what up Kid Contact
Why don't you grab Kid Brain and meet me in the back?
How's it going motherf*ckers, wanna smoke this sack?
We collectively replied "Me likey dat"
When I hit a home run (Me likey dat)
I got a burger and a bun (Me likey dat)
When Attila the Hun drinks a gallon of rum
In his tummy-tum-tum (Me likey dat)
We likey that, I got a hyphy hat
You a flighty bat
You a, you a dirty rat
You slightly wack
We nicely rap
Everybody knows Style Boyz pants tightly packed
Me likey dat
Me likey dat
Me likey dat
Me likey dat
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Legalize It
Ohh yeah, ohh yeah
Words and truth
One fine evening on the sandy coast
The feeling was irie 'round the drum circle
When the wisest rasta I ever saw
Gently joined us and sang of Jah
Roots and culture seeped from his bones
He took out a spliff and said "Pass 'dis around"
So I took a righteous drag
It was the best sensi that I ever had
And then I felt the chills run up my back
"My good man, tell me what was that?"
He said "My friend, you just smoked crack"
You just smoked crack
Ooh, crack
(You just smoked...)
I just smoked crack (Oh my God)
It felt f*cking great (This is amazing)
I thought it was marijuana, oh yeah
But now it's too f*cking late (I can't come back down)
I love crack (Holy shit)
And now I am invincible (F*ck yeah)
If anyone tries to take my crack
I'll kill them on principle
Some call crack bazooka
Others call it base
But no matter what name you call it
It's the best invention ever by the human race
The government spread lies about it
They say that it is no fun but
On that glass shell I sucky
Sucky-sucky-sucky-til the crack is gone
Now we should legalize it
Legalize it
Set the people free and legalize...
We should legalize crack
So that I can smoke it all (I can see God)
You can borrow it from your neighbors
Or buy it at the local mall
(Legalize crack)
I love crack
And I know it loves me (More fire)
So if you try to take my crack
You better f*cking kill me
Thank you kind rasta
For showing me the way
Goodbye ganja
My crack is here to stay
Words and truth
One fine evening on the sandy coast
The feeling was irie 'round the drum circle
When the wisest rasta I ever saw
Gently joined us and sang of Jah
Roots and culture seeped from his bones
He took out a spliff and said "Pass 'dis around"
So I took a righteous drag
It was the best sensi that I ever had
And then I felt the chills run up my back
"My good man, tell me what was that?"
He said "My friend, you just smoked crack"
You just smoked crack
Ooh, crack
(You just smoked...)
I just smoked crack (Oh my God)
It felt f*cking great (This is amazing)
I thought it was marijuana, oh yeah
But now it's too f*cking late (I can't come back down)
I love crack (Holy shit)
And now I am invincible (F*ck yeah)
If anyone tries to take my crack
I'll kill them on principle
Some call crack bazooka
Others call it base
But no matter what name you call it
It's the best invention ever by the human race
The government spread lies about it
They say that it is no fun but
On that glass shell I sucky
Sucky-sucky-sucky-til the crack is gone
Now we should legalize it
Legalize it
Set the people free and legalize...
We should legalize crack
So that I can smoke it all (I can see God)
You can borrow it from your neighbors
Or buy it at the local mall
(Legalize crack)
I love crack
And I know it loves me (More fire)
So if you try to take my crack
You better f*cking kill me
Thank you kind rasta
For showing me the way
Goodbye ganja
My crack is here to stay
Writer: JACOB PLANT, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, ANDY SAMBERG
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Im A Weirdo
I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
I say f*ck no, I say f*ck no
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
I'm a weirdo not a hero
Had a psych eval didn't clear, though
Ergo I say ear-go
Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo
If that makes me weird, I'm weird
I use a Mach-3 razor on my beard
I use a Mach-10 razor down down here
Seven more blades cause I like it sheer
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone
Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton"
But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone
"Ay papi, you crazy"
Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy
Best picture, must be doing something right
Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight
Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight
Bit a cop, got a ticket for a cock bite
I'm demented and deranged, motherf*cker
Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherf*cker
Just wrong like a dog in Ray-Bans
Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man
Best picture, must be doing something right
F*ck, I'm repeating myself, man, I'm not right
I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
I say f*ck no, I say f*ck no
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
I say f*ck no, I say f*ck no
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
I'm a weirdo not a hero
Had a psych eval didn't clear, though
Ergo I say ear-go
Cut my ear off, now I can't hear stereo
If that makes me weird, I'm weird
I use a Mach-3 razor on my beard
I use a Mach-10 razor down down here
Seven more blades cause I like it sheer
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Use a banana as a telephone
Spoon in my ear cause my brain's made of gelatone
Latin girls say "turn up the Reggaeton"
But it's me in a wig, mind is hella gone
"Ay papi, you crazy"
Yeah I'm crazy for driving Miss Daisy
Best picture, must be doing something right
Chicken bit off my dick at a cockfight
Sewed it back on sitting at a stoplight
Bit a cop, got a ticket for a cock bite
I'm demented and deranged, motherf*cker
Choose the middle seat on a plane, motherf*cker
Just wrong like a dog in Ray-Bans
Piss off the roof, you could call me Rain Man
Best picture, must be doing something right
F*ck, I'm repeating myself, man, I'm not right
I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo
People looking at me crazy, I don't care though
I'm a weirdo, w-w-weirdo
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
I say f*ck no, I say f*ck no
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
Ask me if I give a f*ck, I say f*ck no
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, SULTAN HANEEF BANKS
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Karate Guy
1,2,3
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
We kick it
Like karate guys
Got the drinks and the ladies and the party ice
And by kick it we mean hanging out, dude
I'm not kicking something, with my foot
We're rolling with our friends
All over town
But we're all in the car
We're not rolling on the ground
Or we could be at a house
Or even outside
Of a house
Like a karate guy
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
We not talking 'bout kicking a can
We talking 'bout hanging with friends
And when we say "hanging"
We don't mean using a rope
We mean chilling
But it doesn't have to be cold
It could be any temperature
60° or 80°
There just has to be friends
And drinks and ladies
And good conversation
And don't forget the party ice
That's how you kick it
Like a karate guy
I like to kick it
Kiai
Now I'm in a cowboy hat
Yee-haw
Now I'm in a cowboy hat
Yee-haw
Now I'm in 3 cowboy hats
Yee-haw
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
I like to kick it
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
We kick it
Like karate guys
Got the drinks and the ladies and the party ice
And by kick it we mean hanging out, dude
I'm not kicking something, with my foot
We're rolling with our friends
All over town
But we're all in the car
We're not rolling on the ground
Or we could be at a house
Or even outside
Of a house
Like a karate guy
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
We not talking 'bout kicking a can
We talking 'bout hanging with friends
And when we say "hanging"
We don't mean using a rope
We mean chilling
But it doesn't have to be cold
It could be any temperature
60° or 80°
There just has to be friends
And drinks and ladies
And good conversation
And don't forget the party ice
That's how you kick it
Like a karate guy
I like to kick it
Kiai
Now I'm in a cowboy hat
Yee-haw
Now I'm in a cowboy hat
Yee-haw
Now I'm in 3 cowboy hats
Yee-haw
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
Kiai, Kiai
I like to kick it
I'm a karate guy
I like to kick it
Kiai, Kiai
Writer: RALPH JEANTY, SEAN MCMILLION, KEVIN ANDRE PRICE, AUGUST ALSINA, KEYIARA SALLIE, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, CANDACE CURRY
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Rock Roll Skate
Y'all ready for this
You're a motherf*cking titty sucking two ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full on dick
I got a 40, dog! What you wanna do?
I got my dick hard, yeah we do too
I put a dick in your ear, cock in your minds
Sac-Town represent we came to drop bombs
Rolling with my brothers, pipe bomb shit
Smoking cotton candy with some rain drops in it
Sac-Town president two years straight
Check the yearbook, most likely to penetrate
Cops tryna get me, take me under with the stunner
Pigs you could suck my dick, so take a number
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a bag of shit
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a motherf*cking dick
You're a motherf*cking titty sucking two ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full on dick
Style Boyz in the house and we gives a f*ck
So rip out your nuts and shut the f*ck up
Calling all cars, be on the lookout for three intoxicated young men wearing a Starter jacket, expensive jewelry, Girbaud jeans, and a big dick
I'm on the boardwalk, cold eyes of a cougar
Selling devil's rock with a hand on my luger
Kid Brain back to 80 with the ladies
Every fourth girl I mother crush like crazy
My penis, the h-o-t-ness
Girls give me so much brain and I'm a genius
This is that rock-roll music, that cock poll music
So get your face out of my face before I bruise it
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a bag of shit
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a motherf*cking dick
You're a motherf*cking titty sucking two ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full on dick
Style Boyz in the house and we gives a f*ck
So rip out your nuts and shut the f*ck up
You're a motherf*cking titty sucking two ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full on dick
I got a 40, dog! What you wanna do?
I got my dick hard, yeah we do too
I put a dick in your ear, cock in your minds
Sac-Town represent we came to drop bombs
Rolling with my brothers, pipe bomb shit
Smoking cotton candy with some rain drops in it
Sac-Town president two years straight
Check the yearbook, most likely to penetrate
Cops tryna get me, take me under with the stunner
Pigs you could suck my dick, so take a number
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a bag of shit
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a motherf*cking dick
You're a motherf*cking titty sucking two ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full on dick
Style Boyz in the house and we gives a f*ck
So rip out your nuts and shut the f*ck up
Calling all cars, be on the lookout for three intoxicated young men wearing a Starter jacket, expensive jewelry, Girbaud jeans, and a big dick
I'm on the boardwalk, cold eyes of a cougar
Selling devil's rock with a hand on my luger
Kid Brain back to 80 with the ladies
Every fourth girl I mother crush like crazy
My penis, the h-o-t-ness
Girls give me so much brain and I'm a genius
This is that rock-roll music, that cock poll music
So get your face out of my face before I bruise it
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a bag of shit
Rock, roll, skate
Eat a motherf*cking dick
You're a motherf*cking titty sucking two ball bitch
With a popcorn pussy and a full on dick
Style Boyz in the house and we gives a f*ck
So rip out your nuts and shut the f*ck up
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Hey Ya Ho
Yeah, yeah, what
Rock hard, bitch disregard everything
Anything, anyone, everyone got a gun
Shit, don't have to tell me shit
Rip out my dick and take a shit
Think I'm not a alien, f*ck you trick
I just took a shit (I'm a motherf*cking dick)
My grandmama is hot it makes me sick
It makes me wanna make out with her and suck on her tits
But that's just me, I'm Hunter the hungry
Rather f*ck you cause your girlfriend is fugly
Which in my books if for fun and giggly
Hehe-hehe-hehe
Teepee, teepee where I live
Eat raw meat like the Indians did, bitch
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, f*ck your ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, what's up bro
Not a god damn thing [x8]
Call friend, ring ding ding ding (Hello?)
I'm the lawnmower man, only more perverted
If you ain't seen that flick then your head is hurting
F*ck your whole team and that horse you rode in on
Seriously the horse looks great
I wanna f*ck right now
Your horse looks great so you better get down
Song was a hit even though I gave a shit when I wrote it
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, f*ck your ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, what's up bro
Rock hard, bitch disregard everything
Anything, anyone, everyone got a gun
Shit, don't have to tell me shit
Rip out my dick and take a shit
Think I'm not a alien, f*ck you trick
I just took a shit (I'm a motherf*cking dick)
My grandmama is hot it makes me sick
It makes me wanna make out with her and suck on her tits
But that's just me, I'm Hunter the hungry
Rather f*ck you cause your girlfriend is fugly
Which in my books if for fun and giggly
Hehe-hehe-hehe
Teepee, teepee where I live
Eat raw meat like the Indians did, bitch
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, f*ck your ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, what's up bro
Not a god damn thing [x8]
Call friend, ring ding ding ding (Hello?)
I'm the lawnmower man, only more perverted
If you ain't seen that flick then your head is hurting
F*ck your whole team and that horse you rode in on
Seriously the horse looks great
I wanna f*ck right now
Your horse looks great so you better get down
Song was a hit even though I gave a shit when I wrote it
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, f*ck your ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho
Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya ho, what's up bro
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE, ARTHUR MCARTHUR, ANDREW PAPALEO
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Copyright: Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Maximus
Oh, Maximus
You are the best of us
Oh, my Maximus
Oh, I will never let you go
Do you remember
We dressed like Ninja Turtles on Halloween?
Then they put you on their firing line and shot you down
Your bloodstains the pages of the magazine
I miss you, my old friend
You took a little doo-doo in my hand
And now all I do is cry, cry, cry
Cry, cry, cry
You were my best friend
I love you Maximus
Why'd you leave me?
I'm so alone
I'm so alone
Tell the fields of Elysium, my friend
I love you
You are the best of us
Oh, my Maximus
Oh, I will never let you go
Do you remember
We dressed like Ninja Turtles on Halloween?
Then they put you on their firing line and shot you down
Your bloodstains the pages of the magazine
I miss you, my old friend
You took a little doo-doo in my hand
And now all I do is cry, cry, cry
Cry, cry, cry
You were my best friend
I love you Maximus
Why'd you leave me?
I'm so alone
I'm so alone
Tell the fields of Elysium, my friend
I love you
Writer: ANDY SAMBERG, AKIVA SCHAFFER, JORMA TACCONE
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is a 2016 American mockumentary musical comedy film directed by Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone and written by and starring Andy Samberg, Taccone, and Schaffer. The trio, collectively known as The Lonely Island, also co-produced the film with Judd Apatow and Rodney Rothman. Sarah Silverman, Tim Meadows, Imogen Poots, Joan Cusack, Maya Rudolph, and Chris Redd appear in supporting roles.
The film was released on June 3, 2016, by Universal Pictures, and became a box-office bomb, grossing just over $9 million against a budget of $20 million. It received positive reviews from critics and has developed a cult following.
The Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping soundtrack album, performed by the Lonely Island, was released on June 3, 2016, the day of the film's release.
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The Lonely IslandThe film was released on June 3, 2016, by Universal Pictures, and became a box-office bomb, grossing just over $9 million against a budget of $20 million. It received positive reviews from critics and has developed a cult following.
The Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping soundtrack album, performed by the Lonely Island, was released on June 3, 2016, the day of the film's release.
Genre(s): Pop rap, comedy rap, Soundtrack
Length: 48:53
Released: June 3rd, 2016
Year: 2016