The Lonely Island - Episode 08 Lyrics

Hey there sir, what did you do this month?
Oh man, so much, so many things.
Oh yeah? Like what, tell me some.
Well, I can tell you something I didn't do!

We didn't do The 'Bu this month
We didn't do The 'Bu
We didn't do The 'Bu this month
Cause we think we're better than you

Akiva here, I direct The 'Bu
I don't get recognized at the screenings
But if you like The 'Bus, then
We could have... sex

We didn't do The 'Bu this month
We didn't do The 'Bu
We tried really hard to organize
But no one could come through

Dance break
(Left... right... left, right, left)
Stop

My name's Andy, and I play Aaron
I worry less than Bobby McFerrin
Everyone knows that I love a good sandwich
So if you have a sandwich, come roll with me!

Jorma, muthaf*cka, yeah I play Brett
Blast your muthaf*ckin brains, leave your walls all wet
Chop off your head and watch your body thrash
Throw you over a bench and stick my dick in your ass

We didn't do The 'Bu this month
We didn't do The 'Bu
We already tied Time Belt
So we got nothin to prove

My name is Chestah
I work at Law and Ordah
My job title's Assistant but I do much more than that, ha
I bring people coffee cups and I answer the phones
I separate the paper from the plastic, yeah
At times it gets unbearable
Crippling depression
It doesn't leave much time for side projects-ah
I'm workin on a script
It still needs more revisions
I applied for some grants, but to no avail

We didn't do The 'Bu this month
We didn't do The 'Bu
You can try to judge
But Call Me Cobra only did two

Hey take it, Sarah!
[Snippets of Sarah Chalke's character on Scrubs]

We didn't do The 'Bu this month
We... didn't... do... The... 'Bu