The Lonely Island - Sushi Glory Hole Lyrics

Sushi glory hole, imagine that

Sushi glory hole, imagine that
Instead of strange dick, you'd be getting a snack
High end fish, no doubt
Hey, where you going?

Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Hey, where are you going?
Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Sushi glory hole

Makes too much motherf*cking sense not to do it
Fish through a hole
You know it ain't nothing to it
And there is no scenario in which you wouldn't want it
So drop to your knees, open wide and get ready for some rice with fish on it
Rice with fish on it
Hear us out
You got nothing to fear
Sushi glory hole
It's a good idear and it's not weird
So hear us out while we tell you what the concept's all about
It's sushi, being fed, through a hole, in the wall
Where are you going? (Where are you going?)
Hear us out
You forgot to eat
Now you're out and about
But you wanna be discreet
Can't be eatin' omakase in the middle of the street
No
Then you open the app, S-G-H is all over the map
So you head to a club, hit the bathroom stall
Find the sushi size hole in the bathroom wall
Then make a wish and prepare for some shockingly high grade fish

Where are you going?
Come back, come back, come back, come back
Come back, come back
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out

You know I'm fooling with yuzu
Where you would usually doodoo
And if you got fund approval
You're who we're trying to get through to

Hey, and no gimmicky rolls
Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
And no substitutions or special requests
And no dicks and no sex
That's two stalls over
So you're gonna wanna make sure you come in sober
'Cause none of them are labeled
And full disclosure
There's a chance you're gonna get a dick (dick)
But it's worth it 'cause the quality of fish
Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk

Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave
Where are you going? Come back
Hear us out
Don't leave

At a sex club when you need stamina for sex
But forgot to eat, back soon
Sushi glory hole
At a sushi restaurant where you don't like the food
In the back of the bathroom

Sushi glory hole
Sushi glory hole
Sushi glory hole
Don't leave