When I was a kid I was a lazy child
Always skipping school, I was really wild
My poor old dad, he went insane
Cos of his little bitch and her love with pain
So my daddy, he spanked my butt
He turned me into his super spanky slut
I begged him for his mercy with tears in my eyes
He didn't know that he just showed me paradise
Then I met my boyfriend, he was almost 85
Crawling on the floor he knew all about life
I was feeling horny and just couldn't resist
I had to have him beat me with his manly fist
I started bleeding badly, love at first strike
Since that romantic moment I crawled by his side
But just the other day I hit him right back
The poor old bastard got himself a heart attack
Now I'm a little older and addicted to the whip
When I'm chained to the wall I feel mighty hip
Rings in my nipples, metal in my cheek
I'm the queen of the club, I look really chique
I need to be whipped, mmm, I love that stuff
Some good ol' fashioned beating, can't get enough
I still beg my dad on my two bare knees
Oh cruel daddy, come and spank me please
Spank my booty, come on and spank my booty
Spank my booty - spank my booty real good