I got a hole only a drum could fill
I'm swine drunk on the power of swill
Seeking the warm embrace from a bear trap
Hold me tight until my neck snaps
I'm not an addict
I'm just committed
I've done no wrong, at least none I've admitted
I'm not the kind of man who cares to flirt
I'd rather slip my greasy hand up that strap you call a skirt
My sins are sacred
You say sinning, I say living
You say sinning, I say living
Only feeble fools are that damn forgiving
You say sinning, I say living
You say sinning, I say living
The end of the world is only the beginning
That's not a cross, that's Christ on a stick
A sight so putrid, it makes Jesus sick
My conception was far from immaculate
I'm a sad sack of wasted ejaculate
My best compliments come from the back of my hand
And your face looks best buried in the sand
They say I'm gonna drink myself into a hearse
I say nothing can ever quench this bloody Irish thirst
My sins are sacred
You say sinning, I say living
You say sinning, I say living
Only feeble fools are that damn forgiving
You say sinning, I say living
You say sinning, I say living
The end of the world is only the beginning
All I see are
Pill poppers and nervous blinkers with
Pimple poppers and underage drinkers
Skunky skanks and weary whores with
Eager virgins who wear no drawers
Resentful parents corrupt their youth
Lawyers with conflicting definitions of the truth
Pestilence purveys over the greenest landscapes
Welcome the wrath of God with nowhere to escape
So don't judge me
To relish in the plague
Don't judge me
To dwell in its glory
Don't judge me
For the worst that I've done
You're not holy, you just don't have fun