[ Featuring the Herbaceous Perennials ]
Oooooh, I'm a bad liberal
Oooooh, only recently political
Oooooh, but I'm tired of being cynical
Oooooh, so I'm a bad liberal
I voted green to see them all go red
It seems mean not to vote with your head
But we're all tired of experts and facts
Words not deeds and laws not acts
They give us the vote so we can decide which way to be screwed
And I'm not one to gloat, but now we're all paying too much for our food
Oooooh, I'm a bad liberal
Oooooh, and I don't mean to be critical
Oooooh, but your position's untenable
Oooooh, such a sad individual
You voted leave as a strange protest
Joined the team of the folks you detest
And now you're arguing bananas and fish
Booing the stage as we're laughing with Nish
He's got a good point: none of you died in the second world war
So maybe there is a light and you can find somebody else to deplore
Oooooh, it'd be a god-damn miracle
Oooooh, to find something trivial
Oooooh, I'm gonna keep being cynical
Oooooh, 'cause I'm a bad liberal
Oooooh, I'm a bad liberal
Oooooh, I'm a bad liberal
Oooooh, I'm a bad liberal
Oooooh, I'm a bad liberal
