[ Featuring the Herbaceous Perennials ]
When I checked in they said I'd be looked after
When I checked in they said it's all in order
But we woke up to find nothing
But worse
We woke up with less than we came in with
We asked to speak to someone in authority
But someone told us they'd gone - left - resigned
Any way you see it when you nail your white flag to the mast
Oh, any way you feel it, baby
Breakfast means breakfast
When I came back they said I'd be better off
When I came back they said we'd all be more posh
But when I looked up I saw some Eton mess had just took all the sweets right out of my hand
When I tried to find him we found out he owned ninety five acres of land
I don't know the meaning but we'll save the truth for the last
Oh, any way you're feeling, baby
Well, breakfast it means breakfast
