[ Featuring the Herbaceous Perennials ]
The woman in the Hotel Fromage
Has a list of names that she cross-checks
And if she sees someone she holds in regard
She'll make a beeline, make sure she sees them next
And you know she's there with a friendly smile
She'll have a cup of hot water, she can stay a while
Because she knows who you are
The woman in the Hotel Fromage
She likes a clean room and a tidy bed
She likes a bottle of Dior Sauvage
A good perfume, something sweet instead
And you'll smell her when she's there like a bottle of wine
A fresh bouquet 'til the end of time
Because she knows who you are
Anyone in here can see
She's got a keen eye, a fine arts degree
But you don't get much for free
You need to pay for the company
Anyone in here can see
She's got a keen eye, a fine arts degree
But you don't get much for free
You need to pay for the company
The woman in the Hotel Fromage
She's getting older now, like we all do
With a suitcase full of old birthday cards
She's gonna bow out when she wants to
And you know she'll be gone 'cause there'll be a hole
But you'll smile and remember all the towels you stole
Because she knows who you are
