"And then 4 months down the road the idiot gear kicks in,
and I ask about the ex-boyfriend which,
as we all know is a really dumb move but you know how it is --
you don't want to know, but you just have to know, right?
You know, stupid guy bullshit."
[
In this corner quivering in the white trunks
We have the unsuspecting boyfriend facing up to the champion,
His well-seasoned girlfriend.
The three knockdown rule is in full effect
[being your queen's only king
Yo man see Louis right -- ignorance is bliss
[Chorus]
Oh what's a guy to do
Now listen to me papi
You're all f*cking idiots
How do you like them apples?
"You know what I don't think we need to do the thing
where we tell each other everything ..."