Lucid Professor - Milk My Cows Lyrics

And the cows say milk me more, please sir
And the cows they yodel in the night
Cows wanna be milked by my right hand
Milk me the cow said to the sheep shepherd
And the sheep shepherd pulled out a zucchini
And the poltergeist he was scared of the Lebanese cucumber
But needlessly did he say to the cow
Could you do with another milking, perhaps?
I milk my cows every morning
Every evening
And the cows give me what I want
Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk
And the cows they're jealous of the goats
Cause the goats get milked at night, instead of the morning
Milk me like a cow in the streets at night
Milk me like a cow, why don't you?
Milk me like a cow
Milk me in the streets at night
Milk me like a cow
Don't ask me how
And the postman comes in the morning
And he delivers a hot wet load
Right into my mailbox
I watch him as he goes
And he says it's for my own good
Postman cums in my mailbox
He leaves behind his marking
Inside the mailbox
Postman, he cums in my mail
Postman, he cums in the box
The postman, he cums everywhere
And the milkman, he milks me every day
He milks me like a cow
And he whispers in my ear
You, you give me milk now!
And my Weet-Bix, they go soggy
In the bowl I milk them in
I put too much milk to the Weet-bick ratio
Oh no, they get milkier than
Milkier than my mailbox
After the postman has had his way
And then the postman has his way
With my wife and daughter
But that's okay
Because he milks me like a cow
The postman, I don't know how
He milks me like a cow in heat