Lucky Doug Fergus - Don't Laugh Lyrics

Grandma and grandpa can't remember who I am
Each time I visit seems like the first

I sat politely for an hour and a half
Gramps told a story eight or nine times

So this is what we can look forward to
Can you imagine what they're going through?
Don't laugh someday
Don't laugh someday
Don't laugh someday you may be there too

We took their cars keys people kept hitting them
They threw a fit and said, "It's not our fault!"
The street signs are being changed almost every day
Causing us to get lost in our neighborhood

So this is what we can look forward to
Can you imagine what they're going through?
Don't laugh someday
Don't laugh someday
Don't laugh someday you may be there too

They swear the helper is putting poison in their food
Stealing their socks and underwear
Mom went to see them and tried to straighten everything
They screamed and kicked and pulled each other's hair

The caregiver quit and said
"You need to get these two out of the house and into a home"
So mom found a place and cheerfully delivered them
They cried like kids on their first day of school

So this is what we can look forward to
Can you imagine what they're going through?
Don't laugh someday
Don't laugh someday
Don't laugh someday you may be there too