White pants, is that chocolate or poop?
White pants, is that paint or blood?
White pants, is that lemonade or pee?
White pants, is that grass or snot?
White pants
Use detergent, get the bleach
Remember home economics what did they teach
If you have an accident, especially on white
Treat it right away do not wait overnight wait overnight
Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out
White pants, did you sit on a Cheeto?
White pants, is that a tater tot?
White pants, is that unicorn puke?
White pants, are some cockroaches red?
White pants
Don't be lackadaisical grab a brush
Spray that pre-cleaner scrub and rush
For wine, cold water, for grease do not
In your white pants, baby, you will look so hot, look so hot
Get it out get it out I said get it out
White pants, is that lipstick down there?
White pants, is that sprouts or hair?
White pants, is that make up or hummus?
White pants, is that blue cheese or fungus?
White pants
Were you massaged by a mechanic or two?
Greasy hand prints from your belt to your shoes
In the garage take the advice of your mum
Wear your coveralls now don't be dumb don't be dumb
Get it out get it out get it out get it out
White pants, you had an accident?
White pants, you ate pizza last night?
White pants, you better go home at lunch?
White pants, your coworker put you on YouTube?
White pants
Get it out, get those stains outta here!
White pants