The price of tea in China is more than I can spend
'Cause I wasted all my money trying to buy a friend
But they left me abandoned on some godforsaken road
Now I'll have to hitchhike if I'll ever make it home
Ooh ooh ah
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The road to hell is paved with things I do not understand
If my life has a reason, I was never told the plan
You can write all my successes on a single grain of rice
It would say your name; that's all that I got right
Ooh ooh ah
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In the grand scheme of things I am barely worth my salt
I have left a trail of broken lives and they were all my fault
I seethe from the blisters, cobblestones under my feet
If I never make it home, I'll die incomplete
Ooh ooh ah
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