Squint my eyes at my phone
I've been drinkin since sun rise
Found a vice of my own
Think we go together well
You can never tell though, you can never tell
So Ima hold this bottle tighter, tighter the she ever felt
Tighter than she ever felt oo
I always like women neat no ice
Drink my bourbon bittersweet more lime
If I swallow, hope she swallow me back
If I follow her, I hope she follow me back to my place
Bet I'll say, somethin to f*ck it up
Bet I'll say, somethin to f*ck it up
Shorty forty and I'm young and horny
I told a joke and it was corny
So I bummed a smoke and drunk the glass she poured me
Warning Rich, morning comes quick
Performing gets old
The glory boldly told in golden gory stories on the road
I don't recall the free fall, its free for all
No fee we beef and brawl
At beef and beers in halls
Let's link and drink til we get ballsed
An alcoholic cuz I call it like it is
And at the last call I'ma split
And leave a tip as bananas as my shit
B-A-N-A-N-A-A-A-A I quit
I say it every time I party til I'm sick
Girl look at all this money I done threw up
For what, I do what I want and I'm a screw up, yup
This is embarrassing but I forgot your name
And I know up until this point that I was on my game
And I don't usually drink this much I just gotta say
I usually drink more and talk less
But look at you in that short dress
Girl I got a room in a hotel two minutes from here
You can slide through and get disappointed
Cuz I'm hammered and don't have stamina nor the character
For you to not regret it in the mornin I'm warning ya
Then she was the bartender
And the number that she gave was just my bill
Well I guess I'll go f*ck myself
Good thing I already drugged myself, I'm a screw up
I always like women neat no ice
Drink my bourbon bittersweet more lime
If I swallow, hope she swallow me back
If I follow her, I hope she follow me back to my place
Bet I'll say, somethin to f*ck it up
Bet I'll say, somethin to f*ck it up
I'm sorry I'm a screw up, I don't love I don't love
I'm sorry I'm a screw up, I don't love I don't love
I'm sorry I'm a screw up, I don't love I don't love
I'm sorry I'm screw up, always kid around I never grew up
I'm a screw up