M Is for Metal - Gordie Belcher Lyrics

Deep inside the basement, dark abyss
The boy Gordie Belcher goes again
Waiting on his throne of dirt and piss
Evil king of flies amongst the men

'I don't take kindly to rodents like you
Stealing my dirt.. It's not f*cking cool!
All you ever do is sit in the dark
Playing with those filthy damn flies'

YOU'LL LAUGH
YOU'LL CRY
YOU'LL PUKE
YOU'LL DIE

Here, I have a surprise for you
It's a cookie. And it's very tasty
Bite into it, you'll be surprised to find
A few crawly friends of mine!

Down in the basement he plots your demise
Farmer Spivey will get what's coming to him
Aren't you sure you don't want a cookie?
Aren't you gonna taste it?

Gordie Belcher, you are SICK!