Walk with a stick
And you know I'm gonna swing it
Magically imbued yeah
Cast it and I mean it
I'm a bad bard
And I know you never seen that
Prestidigitate
Now I'm walking with a clean hat
I got spells
Hear that bell
Rather, that chirp
I'm homies with the birds
They preach the word
"This druid flow fluid"
Yeah, I got spells
Spout em like a well
I can't trip over these wenches
Pussy mage cast cantrips
From the benches
Feelin rather defensive
Think it's time I spent 'em
Bout time I sent 'em
To my guiding light
(The one that restores my powers at night, yeah)
Okay
Watch me now
Polymorph a new coat
Wore it for the weekend
Wore it to the mage hall
Just to flex on meek men
I'm a bad bard
And I know I don't stop freaking
Turn into a bear
Then the mages started tweaking
Yeah
I pull from the pool
Of the moonlit school
You just a cub
All you've mastered is bugs
You're the understudy's sub
Unimportant
Uninspired
Your spells
Lack desire
Serve a tyrant
Politics violent
No one's allowed in the grove
None of you city hos
So I say, so it goes
Now fade this bitch out, I got nothing else to say to them...