It's time for your annual cleaning at the dentist's office
It's been years since you've brushed your teeth
You hate the stench of sterilized metal in your filthy mouth
Your gums bleed but at least they're clean
Don't forget that there's always something to bring you back to the ground
It's called gravity and there's also me
I'm the one who lifts your shirt over your head when you do a handstand
And you can't see so you fall on me
Why do you care that
It hurts very much?
How do you think I
Feel in these shoes?
Do you see why
This had to be done?
You can see there's
A spiked leash on your neck