His mother wept for him they call him Solomon Friendly
He's at his sexual peak drinking gin and tonic at weekends
He's got tattoos of Queens and scars he's such a chameleon
His chick said I go down all you English boys are so tasty
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but he's a hell of a lover
He's only filling the holes that echo thru his existence
And so he shaves his chest, such a pretty young dude but it hurts
He's losing track of the schools with their lipstick smacks of a conquest
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but he's a hell of a lover
He's only filling the holes that echo thru his existence
He'll make his parents pay just like the Nero in movies
He's got a point to prove just a hooligan at the weekends
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser he's got inflatable ego
He's only filling the holes that echo thru his existence
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but I'm a wonderful lover
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but he's a wonderful lover
He's just a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence
A f*cking rock 'n' roll loser he's such a terrible lover
He's just a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence
He's such a rock 'n' roll loser my god inflatable ego
He's just a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence
I've got to go"