Woke up this morning
Grabbed myself a nun
Woke up this morning
Grabbed myself some fun
Stevie Van Zandt is better than me
Plays guitar in the Jersey shore scene
He's got some scars all over his dome
Gets his head scarves from Patagonia
He's a man to me
He's the man I wanna be
Booted from school for hair that's too long
Wrote some fuzzy garage rock songs
Milky Way Mikey didn't make the band
Cursed his lonely life on the Jersey Shore sands
Mikey's talking too loud
Gonna shoot the in-crowd
Mikey loves thunder
Pissing in the rain
Mikey hates girls
Says they're all the same
Trousers so killer the girls would get scared
Tight in the groin at the ankles so flared
Stevie flared around town
Girls ran scared around town
Mike went berserk around town
Aimed his gun around town
Believed to be living
With a number of men
Flophouse logistics
Killed Barbie and Ken
Felt the big bang of rock n roll
Meets the Boss and they take a stroll
Own the crowds climb the billboard chart
Run into Mikey with murder in his heart
Put the gun away
Put the gun away
Mikey says it's okay says it's okay
He was born in the
Born in the U.S.A.