At first it's like all your wishes came true
A love bomb she come right out of the blue
The pleasure the treasure
And the trap is set
Oh God bless me
The sinister administer of half truths
The blindfold of love
Under the scaffold of hate
The childhood trauma
That made her feel great
The sinister administer of half truths
Oh God help me
The horseplay the swordplay
The golden inlay on you role play
Things that don't go bump in the night
They move around in the absence of light
The horseplay the swordplay
The golden inlay on you role play
Oh God save me
The hook ups
The knock ups
Your monumental cock ups
I ask the question
But you've hidden your answer
I tell the world
That you're whipped cream and cancer
The hook ups
The knock ups
Your monumental cock ups
Oh God help her
The private persona
The public misnomer
The deliberate misleading
The men who lie bleeding
You got one in the past
And one in the future
And one in the present
That you're waiting to neuter
No-one can help them
No-one can save them
There's no cure for your confusion
Smoke and mirrors of illusion
I ask the question
But you've hidden your answer
I tell the world
That you're whipped cream and cancer