I get up and then get back down
I get up and wander around
Because I'm so bored
I bite my fingers and count all my toes
I curse my friends and make love to my foes
Because I'm so bored
I make decisions but don't really know
And then I plant things that I know just won't grow
Because I'm so bored
I get drunk, forget my own name
I get drunk but I still feel the same
Because I'm so bored
People smile and shake on my hand
Why don't ya come and play in my band
Because I'm so bored
I got time drippin' outta my nose
It runs down my neck and gets onto my clothes
Because I'm so bored
I ask questions but don't really care
I get old and grow out my hair
Because I'm so bored