[ Featuring the Muffins ]
My life is in a rut
Though my problem's clear-cut
I find I have two faces
And my hand is in two places
I know I must make a decision
If only they'd invent human fission
A dual personality, my mind permits
I only have one body, it just can't do the splits
My body is caught
By this freedom of thought
My brain is in confusion
'Cause I'm faced with all this choosin'
Here we go
I wish that I could be decisive
Then I'd understand where life is going, for me
I wish that I could be decisive
Then I'd understand where life is going, for me
I wish that I could be decisive
Then I'd understand where life is going, for me
I wish that I could be decisive
Then I'd understand where life is going, for me
