[ Featuring the Muffins ]
For years I suffer
A loser's fate
My love life was in a pretty dreadful state
Twilight zone
Emotion prone
No luck with women
I left them moping
Desire to disaster
My desperate groping
No avail
(But a fail)
A conscience torn
(I had resigned)
I've even given insect love a try
I took a chance
On inter-species romance
Hidden in among the leaves
Lepidoptera softly breathes
A song of love beneath the moon
Eternal bliss in a cocoon
Too soon
Why swoon?
I can't tell which way is up
Just shoot me full of nectar
From your (loving cup)
Senses sore
Gimme more
Your throbbing thorax
It lures me close
A nibble from you, baby
Makes me comatose
You knock me out
No more doubt
The jewels of queens cannot compare
With the broken diamond brilliance
Of your icy stare
Carnal pleasure
Oh, so it's treasure
At last I found my 'joie de vivre'
An endless love-nut I shall be
You're so fair
I lost my soul
But I don't care
Oh, what flair
So rare
