[ Featuring the Sick Shop ]
Well, I am slightly stupid
And I'm not very tall
I don't have any sense
In fact I've got f*ck all
I spend all night on a bender
Don't get home till 3
I'm the one in the corner
Lit up like a Christmas tree
But it's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
It's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
It's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
My face is all haggard
My teeth all falling out
My eyes look like roadmaps
You can see I've been pissed on stout
I smell like hell
Is that me?
Put your shoes n socks on, baby
Boogie's here for free
'Cause it's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
It's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
It's alright, baby if you wanna fight with me
Let's take it away, boys
Well, I am slightly stupid
And I'm not very tall
I don't have any sense
In fact I've got f*ck all
I spend all night on a bender
Don't get home till 3
I'm the one in the corner
Lit up like a Christmas tree
But it's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
It's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
'Cause it's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
'Cause it's alright, baby if you wanna dance with
It's alright, baby if you wanna dance with
It's alright, baby if you wanna dance with me
Yeah, yeah
Woo
Yeah, yeah
Woo
