Katrina Video (MV)

I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a members only jacket, and said it was kool
That's when I met katrina, she was best friends with seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was special
I saw her in the hall about quarter til three
I said I'll take you in my nova, to the tasty freeze
She said I know all about you, more than I should
I know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods

So tell me how I'm supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian
I can't sleep a wink, and I'm married to the ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian now

Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project, was covered in glue
So I asked that guy seshel, was it something I said
He said quit being so f*ckin' paranoid, it's all in your head
The way she's looking at me, I think she wants me to be,
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh God, She's walking this way, oh god what could I say,
I hope and pray that one day she'll be straight

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and
there's this girl and she walks up to me and she's beautiful and she
says 'Hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?' and I freaked I said 'Oh
my god I thought you looked familiar' about this time this 400 f*cking
pound woman walks up with Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her
neck, she comes waddling and says 'DON'T F*CK WITH MY GIRL' I looked
at Jabba straight in the f*cking eye and say 'Don't worry every time
I picture Katrina's face it's gonna be on the side of your gross,
fat-assed, 3 chinned neck' she says 'Are you stupid?'
I say 'NO I'M JUST SOBER!!!!'