Marx - One Lyrics

If I had just one wish
Receive real recognition for what I've accomplished
If I could take one trip
I'd climb Everest with someone I could light bongs with
If I birthed just one kid
I'd create a genius, someone I can write songs with
Trust me there is none like
Me in this world and we only get one life

I strive for the sunny days
Spending it fully blazed, this can't be no gully phase
They're calling me scummy mate
I tour the UK and don't care what the money pays
Been blessed with a funny brain
My pen game is deadly like assault with a bloody blade
Irrelevant what your dunny says
Honey dip to the set, we'll eat food that's honey glazed

If I had just one mic
That's the way it is call me Walter Cronkite
If I wrote just one song
I'd school everyone and show 'em where they've all gone wrong
If I spit just one bar
Go toe-to-toe with legends, best believe it be on par
If I was the world's only emcee
I'd still be playing shows with venues empty

So where does the fun stop?
Don't walk with a gun cocked, but my attitude's punk rock
You make bubblegum pop
Rock wilder than y'all like M-E-F and the Funk Doc
Dressed in all black and some dumb socks
Steal the show every time God, even your Mum watch
And I can make nuns hot
I'm the Human Torch, you're applying that sunblock

If I had just one wish
Receive real recognition for what I've accomplished
If I could take one trip
I'd climb Everest with someone I could light bongs with
If I birthed just one kid
I'd create a genius, someone I can write songs with
Trust me there is none like
Me in this world and we only get one life

If I play just one show
I spread like a virus known to every John Doe
Equipped with more than just one flow
I'm tryna make long dough, holiday in the Congo
Candygram here for Mongo
I took the wrong road, been creaming them bongs slow
You been seeing me on road
Can't access my world you're inserting the wrong code

If I had just one mic
That's the way it is call me Walter Cronkite
If I wrote just one song
I'd school everyone and show 'em where they've all gone wrong
If I spit just one bar
Go toe-to-toe with legends, best believe it be on par
If I was the world's only emcee
I'd still be playing shows with venues empty