Since you're the delegate from Kansas
Will you kindly take the floor
And tell us what is Kansas thinking
What is Kansas for
Kansas is for the farmer
We stand behind the little man
'Cause we need a firehouse in Topeka
So help us if you can
I see the gentleman from Utah
A friend of Beehive State
How can we help you, Utah?
How can we make you great?
Well, we gotta irrigate our desert
And we gotta get some things to grow
And we gotta tell this country about Utah
Because nobody seems to know