Matthew Jacob Parker - Psychic Soccer Mom Lyrics

Fifteen years ago her son was on my team
I remember she brought oranges to eat
During half time at our soccer games
Always on Saturday
We'd eat 'em up and make an orange face

I was just eight years old back then
She was the mother of my friend
I'm sorry that I didn't see it then
So here is my ode to when I fell in love
With the psychic soccer mom

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Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Fifteen years ago I didn't know what love was
I thought it was just a name
Two people used to explain
To us kids how babies are made
Oh what a shame

But now I'm twenty-three and I get what all of this love stuff means
'Cause when I saw her across the street
She said just what was troubling me
I fell in love with the psychic soccer mom

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Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I don't know how you got so powerful
My friend said that you did the same for her
Told her everything she needed to hear
And so for you I'm all ears

But now I'm twenty-six and I know
This is the craziest scenario
But who's to judge what we do as wrong
I'll be Harold and you'll be Maude

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