Coors Man
Doing what I please
Gotta thirty pack of banquets
While I'm chilling in the trees
Coors Man
Always ready to deliver
A good time in my cutoffs
While I'm chilling at the river
My oldest son and wife they got a nickname for me
They call me Coors Man
Patriarch Of the family
When summer come around
I get to truly be me
In my cowboy boots and cutoff jeans
Open shirt and Risky B's
KanJam under trees
Ladder ball if you please
River romping Foot stomping
Bridge jumpin Tube floatin
Rope swinging String strumming
Ear poppin Never stopping
Beer drinkin Wine sippin
Whisky nippin Skinny dippin
To keep my Coors cold
I Hit up Ward for a koozie
Maya making spritzers
All them girlies getting loopy
Where the f*ck is Molly
Man this year she missed a doozie
She probably doing something dumb
That's what I'm assuming
Amanda making altars in the woods with Natalie
They ain't bitches
They be witches
Burning incense
In the breeze
Got them tarot cards
But they can tell without a read
That Conkie Tonk is probably drunk
And needs to go to sleep
But I'm Coors Man with a Coors can
Ice cold in a warm hand
Short shorts and a farmers tan
Having fun in the sun
Thumb punch Shotgun
Another day of drinking done
Coors Man
Coors Man
Coors Man
Coors Man
Coors Man
Doing what I please
Gotta thirty pack of banquets
While I'm chilling in the trees
Coors Man
Always ready to deliver
A good time in my cutoffs
While I'm chilling at the river
Coors Man
Doing what I please
Gotta thirty pack of banquets
While I'm chilling in the trees
Coors Man
Always ready to deliver
A good time in my cutoffs
While I'm chilling at the river