MC Conkie Tonk - I'm a Flamer Lyrics

I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark

Well back in 96 I learned a party trick
It took two cans of chili and a leopard print bic
Gotta get yourself right
Tell your boy to hit the lights
Spread eagle on your back
Just like a lady of the night
Put your finger to your lips
And tell your crew to quiet down
There's nothing to a blue flame
If you got no brown sound
Get your lighter lit, get it close, and don't linger
But you get bonus points
If your girl will pull your finger
Have everybody peeping
Cause you only get one chance
You'll know it if you blow it
Wet stain in your pants
But if you get it lit you hit
The status of the man
A real blue flame special
Like the Conkie Tonk Man

I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark

The F is for the fact that it is coming from my bum
The L is for the legend,
Yes the legend I've become
The A is for amaze, I get laid with this stunt
The M is for MC Conkie Tonk, Conkie Tonk
The E is for excitement when the party starts to shout
The R the ripper that you see me blastin out
So get your lighters out
So get your lighters out
So get your get your get your
Get your get your get your get your

I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark

Now I never had a singe
Not even just a tinge
Fix a full bowl of Fiber 1
I'm ripping with a binge
Keep your B-hole tight
Blow it out with all your might
A mighty wind ignites a glow
That's a lighting up the night
Gotta get yer zippo flowing
Need the fuel for the flick
When your ankles in the air
Ya know ya gotta make it quick
Ass gas and grass
This rides for free
Anyone can step but
Ain't no equality
You can look on YouTube
You can search across the land
Cause you can watch and you can learn
You never understand
That you can shout and you can flame
But you be pouting and ashamed
When you hear em call my name
Conkie Tonk is running game

I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark
I'm a flamer
Catch me sparking farts
Through my denim in the dark