I tell you the facts of life
You wanna screw it your wife
While doing a limping lumbering fife
In needy no in needy ho
Not entail in rum me ho
Let it go you bunch of yo
You couldn't catch me in a 3 way ho
It's you an
Thats the way the cookie crumbles
Thats the way the rookie mumbles
Thats the way the gamin humbles
Lester yo
Felt ya ho
You couldn't flaunt the lesser yo
If its mine bumb in time
Don't stand in line
Take mine a miner
Can't see you doing it in like a winer
Couldn't catch me on a Forth bridge underminer
Couldn't foot the bill took a pill stayed ill
Youre not the fock that rock forgot
It's not just the need to know ya know
It's what you go for
Only stolen swollen
Sunbeams make it now
Ow only yowzer bowzer
You gotta know
More to me than you know
More seeds to sow than weighted
A gorgeous flow wanted to grow
Murder most foul
Lay it on with a a trowel
We're cheek by jowl
Horns of Jericho
Gett it going
It's a hoedown show
Get down slow
It's no more no
It's time to know
It's greedy weedy wasted and sloe
Gin dummy went sideways and Bo
Duke puked when he spat like that
He didn't spin a rhyme in the laundromat
Didn't feel it spraying bullets in a battle of mo
Not too bad till the wham went
Wo
Went to the park
Skateboards its a lark
After dark
Sarky narky
Went strolling
A shark bit me
So I put in
A whaling spear bunny hop gin rummy
Summy do that man
I laughed full on
Look what little bunnys just got on
When I get on my
Snowboard
It's not a snoreboard
It's a scoreboard
Not a bore board
It's a warboard
Spin it
Win it
1080 and floorboard
When I get on my skate board
It's not a hate board
It's a bait board
Not a late board
It's a state board
It's 360 and wait
Bored
When I get on my snowboard
It's not a no board
It's a go board
Not a slow board
It's a show board
1080 and flow board
When I get on my skateboard
It's not a rate board
It's an 8 board
Not a mate board
It's a dateboard
360 and fate board
911 there's a hippy on the freeway
He's on the freeway cos he's not quite sure what that is
You can't make up words willy nilly you know