You see those girls
With it all put on
Lips all done
And their eyebrows on
Just to make sure you don't miss em
They have to pout
They can't afford to have them padded out
That's the trout pout
No that's the lout pout
I'm a loudmouth
Yeah you get some gorgeous ones
But most of the time it's a disappointment
I like you
Cos you're all male
A proper man
A traditional man
A mail with a tale
He's got email
He kept up with the times
My rhymes are crimes
Send me to jail
To fail if I pale
He's out the lout lout with the clout
He's scoutin about and shoutin out
He went out to boot the coot and not to shoot
It's football
It's how they roll
That's how they start them out
Enough to get the bridies in
I get it it's
Got a punch line
Without a punch
Not out to lunch
It's showtime flow time
It's out the low
There's no time
It's stop it how
Kicked the cunt
No we don't use the
C word the t word
The u word
Use the p word r u
Dentially
Don't mention me
Stop denting me
Predidentially
Without a p residentially
It's a kick in me
Tricking me transcendentally
Mentally Disability's
Cracking me up ball the
Fist take the piss we don't
Use the ok
It's take the twist
A braggidy waggidy
Stopping me
Keep the p hidden it's only
Me shopping went dribbling and
Stop that's yer lot
And we out
Peanelty p
PEN OLE P
Penelope
Penalty P
That's me
Soccer sock it to me
(Smiley)