Hey, hey, it's four twenty
I've got weed topics to teach today
Hey, hey, it's four twenty.. what
What in the hell
How long everybody been here
20 minutes, it's 4:20 y'all still here
Y'all some punctual ass stoners, alright
Alright, everyone, can I have you all
Wait, I'm sorry
Frank, Frank, get off the goddamn phone
Man, stop talking about that party
You're incriminating me, bro
I'm not trying to lose my job
Alright, thank you
Put the f*cking phone away
Alright now everybody
Yes, Josh? Can you smoke in here? Bro
Look at me, I got a f*cking joint
In my hand right now, like, what are you
Yes, yes, I appreciate you being considerate
Everyone, please join Josh
In your choice of cannabis related products
Like light it up, bust out the torches
Heat up the dab rigs, take some edibles
Like, I hope y'all brought
Fully charged batteries
If you're using something electronic
I don't have f*cking outlets in this bitch
And no, no ice available for the bongs
Sunday, I hear you back there
I know you engineered this whole thing
I know, I know, please don't be disruptive
Alright, thank you, alright
I am MC Par-, Pat, I'm just
Trying to get to
Pat, Pat, Pat, bro, you just used, like, 10
Words I don't even know the definition of
And Ry-Ryan, Ryan, jeez, would you
Would you, here, yo, take this joint and
Finish it with Pat, please
Some verbose ass motherf*ckers
Okay, I am MC Paranoia
But for this class, you can reefer
You can refer to me as
Mr. Cannabis Professor
That's a little, little, little cannabis humor
Good God, Donnell! Don't even
Think about it, we know you can scream
Inside voice today, please
You know what? Just watch this DVD
Reel quicc
Welcome to a brief course
On cannabis education taught by none other
Than Mr. Cannabis Professor himself
This class consists of four lessons
Each lesson will be 20 bars in length
It is recommended that one
Should smoke, vape, or otherwise ingest
Cannabis related products
Prior to the course
A pertinent nugget of knowledge will be
Provided at the end of each lecture
For the duration of this class
Please attempt to remain focused
Pay close attention
To the best of your stoner ability
Lastly, be prepared for the potential of
A pop quiz at the conclusion
If you would like more information
Contact 1-800-420
Alright, I'm cutting him off there
That dude starts to sound
Like a f*cking auctioneer if you
Let him go too long
Matter fact, Master Duffy?
Would you kindly drop the beat?
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Hey, hey, it's four twenty
I've got weed topics to teach today
Hey, hey, it's four twenty.. what
What in the hell
How long everybody been here
20 minutes, it's 4:20 y'all still here
Y'all some punctual ass stoners, alright
Alright, everyone, can I have you all
Wait, I'm sorry
Frank, Frank, get off the goddamn phone
Man, stop talking about that party
You're incriminating me, bro
I'm not trying to lose my job
Alright, thank you
Put the f*cking phone away
Alright now everybody
Yes, Josh? Can you smoke in here? Bro
Look at me, I got a f*cking joint
In my hand right now, like, what are you
Yes, yes, I appreciate you being considerate
Everyone, please join Josh
In your choice of cannabis related products
Like light it up, bust out the torches
Heat up the dab rigs, take some edibles
Like, I hope y'all brought
Fully charged batteries
If you're using something electronic
I don't have f*cking outlets in this bitch
And no, no ice available for the bongs
Sunday, I hear you back there
I know you engineered this whole thing
I know, I know, please don't be disruptive
Alright, thank you, alright
I am MC Par-, Pat, I'm just
Trying to get to
Pat, Pat, Pat, bro, you just used, like, 10
Words I don't even know the definition of
And Ry-Ryan, Ryan, jeez, would you
Would you, here, yo, take this joint and
Finish it with Pat, please
Some verbose ass motherf*ckers
Okay, I am MC Paranoia
But for this class, you can reefer
You can refer to me as
Mr. Cannabis Professor
That's a little, little, little cannabis humor
Good God, Donnell! Don't even
Think about it, we know you can scream
Inside voice today, please
You know what? Just watch this DVD
Reel quicc
Welcome to a brief course
On cannabis education taught by none other
Than Mr. Cannabis Professor himself
This class consists of four lessons
Each lesson will be 20 bars in length
It is recommended that one
Should smoke, vape, or otherwise ingest
Cannabis related products
Prior to the course
A pertinent nugget of knowledge will be
Provided at the end of each lecture
For the duration of this class
Please attempt to remain focused
Pay close attention
To the best of your stoner ability
Lastly, be prepared for the potential of
A pop quiz at the conclusion
If you would like more information
Contact 1-800-420
Alright, I'm cutting him off there
That dude starts to sound
Like a f*cking auctioneer if you
Let him go too long
Matter fact, Master Duffy?
Would you kindly drop the beat?
I've got weed topics to teach today
Hey, hey, it's four twenty.. what
What in the hell
How long everybody been here
20 minutes, it's 4:20 y'all still here
Y'all some punctual ass stoners, alright
Alright, everyone, can I have you all
Wait, I'm sorry
Frank, Frank, get off the goddamn phone
Man, stop talking about that party
You're incriminating me, bro
I'm not trying to lose my job
Alright, thank you
Put the f*cking phone away
Alright now everybody
Yes, Josh? Can you smoke in here? Bro
Look at me, I got a f*cking joint
In my hand right now, like, what are you
Yes, yes, I appreciate you being considerate
Everyone, please join Josh
In your choice of cannabis related products
Like light it up, bust out the torches
Heat up the dab rigs, take some edibles
Like, I hope y'all brought
Fully charged batteries
If you're using something electronic
I don't have f*cking outlets in this bitch
And no, no ice available for the bongs
Sunday, I hear you back there
I know you engineered this whole thing
I know, I know, please don't be disruptive
Alright, thank you, alright
I am MC Par-, Pat, I'm just
Trying to get to
Pat, Pat, Pat, bro, you just used, like, 10
Words I don't even know the definition of
And Ry-Ryan, Ryan, jeez, would you
Would you, here, yo, take this joint and
Finish it with Pat, please
Some verbose ass motherf*ckers
Okay, I am MC Paranoia
But for this class, you can reefer
You can refer to me as
Mr. Cannabis Professor
That's a little, little, little cannabis humor
Good God, Donnell! Don't even
Think about it, we know you can scream
Inside voice today, please
You know what? Just watch this DVD
Reel quicc
Welcome to a brief course
On cannabis education taught by none other
Than Mr. Cannabis Professor himself
This class consists of four lessons
Each lesson will be 20 bars in length
It is recommended that one
Should smoke, vape, or otherwise ingest
Cannabis related products
Prior to the course
A pertinent nugget of knowledge will be
Provided at the end of each lecture
For the duration of this class
Please attempt to remain focused
Pay close attention
To the best of your stoner ability
Lastly, be prepared for the potential of
A pop quiz at the conclusion
If you would like more information
Contact 1-800-420
Alright, I'm cutting him off there
That dude starts to sound
Like a f*cking auctioneer if you
Let him go too long
Matter fact, Master Duffy?
Would you kindly drop the beat?
Writer: Grady Carr
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