A hot pretty mama
Has just walked in
But she's too hot to handle
If you know what I mean
I got to take it slow
Can't afford to let her know
Coming on strong
Is the wrong way to go
Hanging out
All alone at the bar
Trying to play it cool
Like a Hollywood star
I've got to take it easy
Don't act weird and crazy
No one likes a guy
Who's tall, dark and creepy
How can I talk
To this woman
What can I
Possibly say
I gotta get it on
With this hot pretty mama
Gotta make a move
Get my mojo working
Hey baby how you doing
Let's get something cooking
Hey baby what's your name
Or I could just cut the crap and I could say (Spoken)
What you see is what you get
A straight talking man I don't take no crap
You're the one I want
You're the one I need
I don't like to gamble and I don't like to bet
Baby what you see is what you get
Hot pretty mama
Just stares at me
Looks me up and down
And walks the other way
Maybe she could tell
I didn't wear it well
And now my best chance
Has been blown straight to hell
Hanging out
All alone at the bar
Trying to play it cool
Like a Hollywood star
But I just blew it
I really really blew it
No one likes a guy
Whose tall dark and stupid