Elon had a big idea,
"A chip in my brain-I've got no fear!"
He said, "Let's do it, hook me up fast!"
But uh-oh... this plan wouldn't last.
Oh no, oh dear, what did he do?
The chip went wild, it broke him too!
He started talking like a squeaky balloon,
"Help me, Mommy!" all afternoon.
His voice went high, up to the sky,
"Is this helium? Am I gonna fly?"
His workers ran in, tools in hand,
"Let's fix his brain, as fast as we can!"
Oh no, oh dear, what did he do?
The chip went wild, it broke him too!
He started talking like a squeaky balloon,
"Help me, Mommy!" all afternoon.
They pulled the chip, they worked so hard,
But Elon's voice stayed super bizarre.
Now every meeting, every speech,
Sounds like a chipmunk at the beach!
Oh no, oh dear, what did he do?
The chip went wild, it broke him too!
He started talking like a squeaky balloon,
"Help me, Mommy!" all afternoon.
Now Elon's squeaky, day and night,
His voice goes *"Weee!"*-what a sight!
His workers laugh, they love their boss,
Even when he sounds like a chipmunk lost!
Oh no, oh dear, what did he do?
The chip went wild, it broke him too!
He started talking like a squeaky balloon,
"Help me, Mommy!" all afternoon.