memeRia - Trumps Wig Lyrics

It was a debate, they were on stage,
Trump was talking loud, looking all enraged.
Kamala stepped up, said, "What did you say?"
She reached for his hair in a Karen way.

She grabbed his head, gave it a tug,
Then off it went-whoosh! His hair rug!
The whole crowd gasped, Trump screamed "No!"
The wig flew off, where did it go?

Kamala pulled Trump's wig, and it flew away,
Up in the sky like it had a bad day.
It floated to Florida, in the pool so big,
Melania found it-"Oh no, it's his wig!"

The wig flew fast, like a bird in the air,
Leaving Trump on stage with no more hair.
It spun and it twirled, over the sea,
Landed in Mar-a-Lago, as funny as can be.

Melania was swimming, drinking her Jack,
She saw the wig floating, said, "What is that?"
She picked it up, held it so high,
"This belongs to Donald, oh my, oh my!"

Kamala pulled Trump's wig, and it flew away,
Up in the sky like it had a bad day.
It floated to Florida, in the pool so big,
Melania found it-"Oh no, it's his wig!"

Trump was yelling, "Get it back right now!"
But Kamala was laughing, taking a bow.
The internet went crazy, memes everywhere,
"Trump's wig took a vacation, left his head!"

Kamala pulled Trump's wig, and it flew away,
Up in the sky like it had a bad day.
It floated to Florida, in the pool so big,
Melania found it-"Oh no, it's his wig!"

Now the wig's in Florida, living its life,
Chillin' with Melania, avoiding the strife.
Trump's still mad, but the crowd can't stop,
Laughing at the wig that decided to flop.