Merle Haggard - Shopping For Dresses Lyrics

Down through the ages men have died for their women

And they've done so so many times

But each time I loved one I always lost one

And I guess the right one is so hard to fine

So I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them

One in each color and one in each style

Maybe some day I'll find me a lady to wear them

And my shopping will be done for a while



I'll bet somewhere's a lady a shopping for riches

Comparing the valleys and praising each pair

Maybe someday the good Lord will let us together

And we'll both have a new wardrobe to wear

But I'm shopping for dresses...