[ Featuring Søren Siegumfeldt's String Swing ]
The baby needs to have it!
He needs to have it all
He needs it all the time
Because he feels so small
He needs to do it do it
To quiet his childish griefs
He needs to move it move it
The predator in chief
He needs to watch it watch it
His true love is his fear of sharks
He needs to watch'em watch'em
To keep his bully instinct sharp
He needs to do it, do it
To suck the forbidden fruit
He needs to do it do it
To forget the kids he screwed
They call her Stormy Daniels
She's a sinner and a saint
She's nothing like his x-wife grannies
Or his wife so long estranged
Stormy is so awesome
And inspiring to his glands
He tried to touch her bosom
With his tiny little hands
He's a tiny attention whore
Who knows nothing but to lie
He can't make sense or logic
And he wants the free press to die
Finn Poulsen: harmonica
They call her Stormy Daniels
She's a sinner and a saint
She's nothing like his x-wife grannies
Or his wife so long estranged
Stormy was so awesome
And inspiring to his glands
He tried to touch her bosom
With his tiny little hands
He needs to eat it, eat it
This narcissistic devil has no heart
He'll rip you from your children
He tears whole families apart
He's making a mockery of us
As a people as a human race
So much greed he can't even give
The crumbs falling from his ugly orange face.