Two shifty animal eyes behind tinted glass
Chew the juicy fruit of a juicy past
Terry mamma says no Terry you'll go blind Terry
Mamma sticks a lot to your troubled mind
Well he comes up with the dirt
In his violent african shirt
Instinctively he'll put it where it hurts
Oh the 3D men well it's the 3D men
Stick it out till the end
Oh it's the 3D men oh the 3D men
Barbara's a man in her heart of hearts
Barbara's kicking up a beat keeping the legs apart
Well Barbara stays at home all through the day
Lingers on the line for the slightest piece of praise
But she never gives it back
In her sky blue Sta-Prest slacks
Instinctively she makes up for what she lacks
Oh it's the 3D men oh not the 3D men
Stick it out till the end
Oh it's the 3D men oh the 3D men
Say Al is the going good
Are you still doing the neighbourhood
Say Al how come the others know
When you come and when you go
In lime green chiffon scarves
And those violent african shirts
And those sky blue sta-prest slacks
Are they coming back?
Oh no they're coming back
Oh no they're coming back ! no
Are they coming back?
Don't tell me they're coming back
They're coming back oh no
Till the end