Michael Collier_Shy Frog Collective - Pretzael (he is rizzin') Lyrics

Don't get it twisted
Wheat from the chaff, don't get sifted
Way they subbing, seems I'm gifted
Don't trip, you get flipped like a pretzel
Big show, no you don't wanna wrestle
With today's special we serving up a punch with lunch that's kestrel
I'm the conductor, we getting orchestral
Pretzael came up from the grease
Keep it hot - 400 degrees
Tie you in knots, bring an opp to their knees
They're salty cause I'm savory
She savors me
Got the non-stick spray if you play with me
And that dough has me putting on weight
Yeah I like to eat
On the track, I'ma snack
Sweet like cinnamon
Lookin at me make her wanna' sin again
Pretzael and pimp?
Those are just synonyms
Sugar rush like that bass drum, kicking in
Know I stay fresh, never stale
To pretzael, they bout to build a monument, flavor like a condiment
Mustered the bread and cheese with ease
No lie - I'll never let up
Y'all need to catch up
How y'all's style got me starving and fed up?
And I got more game than a playstation
Put that on my visor and apron
You hang with a lame, then me?
That's cross-contamination

Got the flavor
Got the vision
And like the dough he is rizzin
And he ain't playing in that kitchen
Like the dough he rizzin pretzael

I'm saying high key
There's no one quite like me
Guaranteed to wreck your psyche
Open 24/7 saying man you can get served daily or nightly
Carbo-loaded got the energy
I don't think you wanna mess with me
Don't make me your enemy
Feudal warlord of the food court and we're in session
Feeds young minds but he gives no concession
Dazed, confused, no quarter, led zeppelin
Dark side of the moon, too cold, got no soul,
But he got rolled gold rolls royce
Pretzel game in a chokehold like royce
That's gracie
They know pretzael is too tasty
Don't come talking bout other pastries
And you gonna get it if you copy and paste these words
Tolerate no copycat cat no plagiarism
He don't give a damn bout an algorithm
Just care about dough and a funky rhythm
Pretzael, man, why you keep playing with them?
Roller blade, roller blade, what you say?
Blade with the flame
Man I'm Going roy iggy pop
Search and destroy
Slither in the club with a draco, no malfoy
Pizza knife going derby, eat em' like kirby
Have em' crying mercy
Probably shoulda' swerved g
Crazy thinking you could ever possibly hurt me
Y'all thirsy?
Come get that lyrical lemonade
Beat so dirty they bout to call the FDA
Preztel rod hard, no gnr
No use of an illusion
Bro he a dog, kk cruising in the kia on god
They ain't ready for the shy frog
Pretzael the house
He's pulling cards
You can ante up but all bets are off
Careful now, don't get stained player
He's known to reign in blood a real slayer