[ Featuring the Overshare ]
Crisis of identity
Who's that weird guy? No it ain't it me, oh no
For I'm not the boy that I used to be
I'm a grown ass man as you can see
And I think I've found my true destiny
Out in the street I get called
Baaaaallllllldddd
I'm goin' baaaaaaallllllld
See that spot where there's no hair
You know it wasn't always there oh no
But time has a way of proceeding
Like hairlines have ways of receding
With this clean dome I'll need no comb
Destiny best not be stalled
Baaaaallllllldddd
I'm goin baaaaaaallllllld
Once I had a fro, where did it go? Ohhhhh oh no!
Once I had some dreads, dangling from my head but those days are dead
Once I had a mullet
Baaaaallllllldddd
It's good I'm baaaaaaallllllld
Toupeeeeeeeee
Oh no no waaaaay no toupee
I'm staying baaaaaaallllllld
I'm proud and baaaaaalllldddd
Once more!
Baaaaallllllldddd
I'm goin baaaaaaallllllld
No hair!
